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as far as know, nothing happen between before he turned 18.
boy from my high school was best friends with a boy that was being raised by a single mom. he hung out at their house all the time and before they could drive she took them places and all that. her son went off to college, she hooked up with his friend and they got married. last i heard, they were together 20+ years.
 
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Your friend is a groomer.

Gross.
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does that make him groomer-adjacent?

also, this sounds like rose, doesn't know wtf is happening cuz she was groomed

Pat remembers a lot about those early days because he fell in love with Namajunas that first time he saw her. He was struck by her beauty, by her poise and her attitude. You can say that love at first sight is cheesy, but you can't tell Pat he did not experience it.

It took a little longer for Namajunas to feel the same way about Barry, but his charm eventually wore her down.

"I say we've been dating for more than five years, but she says two or three years," Barry says.

"We were apparently together a lot longer than I was aware of," Namajunas says with a laugh. "It took him a while to chip away at my cold heart, but he did."
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Goatface said:
as far as know, nothing happen between before he turned 18.
boy from my high school was best friends with a boy that was being raised by a single mom. he hung out at their house all the time and before they could drive she took them places and all that. her son went off to college, she hooked up with his friend and they got married. last i heard, they were together 20+ years.
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Wait, I saw this movie.

Or rather, approximately 8 minutes of it.
 
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UFC Vegas 54
Main card (10PM ET on ESPN2/ESPN+):

Light heavyweight: Jan Blachowicz (205.5) vs. Aleksandar Rakic (205)
Light heavyweight: Ryan Spann (206) vs. Ion Cutelaba (205)
Bantamweight: Louis Smolka (136) vs. Davey Grant (135.5)
Flyweight: Katlyn Chookagian (125.5) vs. Amanda Ribas (125.5)
Lightweight: Frank Camacho (155) vs. Manuel Torres (155.5)
Flyweight: Jake Hadley (125.5) vs. Allan Nascimento (125.5)

Prelim card (7:30PM on ESPN2/ESPN+):

Flyweight: Viviane Araujo (125) vs. Andrea Lee (125)
Lightweight: Michael Johnson (155) vs. Alan Patrick (156)
Strawweight: Virna Jandiroba (115) vs. Angela Hill (115.5)
Flyweight: Carlos Candelario (126.5)* vs. Tatsuro Taira (125)
Middleweight: Nick Maximov (184.5) vs. Andre Petroski (185)

*Carlo Candelario missed weight by .5lbs.
 
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Am I the only one who wants to see heavyweight girls fighting?
 
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Paulo Costa and Luke Rockhold verbally agreed to fight at UFC 277 last week. apparently Costa hasn't signed over the % he will loose if he doesn't make weight. Costa's last fight 2 days out said he was 26lb over and got moved to LHW. some point dana said Costa would have to move to LHW, but now giving him one last shot. Rockhold is now saying he will give Costa 5lb and fight at 190 if he has too.

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Am I the only one who wants to see heavyweight girls fighting?
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In a perfect world the fight would have been recorded as a mutual loss with Rose stripped of the title.
 
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Yes. It would be more stupid and less competitive than the normal weights.
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For girls? Maybe more stupid. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm looking for more street fights with hair pulling and throwing a bitch around the ring. That would be less stupid. I think it would be more competitive just because there's a larger potential pool. I expect any girl who works out to not be heavy enough, so we'd be drawing from bitches who drink supersized diet sodas 3x a day. If I'm wrong, and some amazons get involved, then I bet we get good knock outs. I love watching the girl fights now but my main problem with them is their inconsistency. I think at least part of that comes from them all being cute petite little girls with emotions and shit. They get their faces fucked up once and suddenly they're worried about getting acting gigs or husbands in the future. Big girls should have nothing but anger.

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I would like to watch this fight. Where can I find it?
 
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The best part is that she still looks absolutely terrible beating a completely outclassed opponent.
 
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Goatface said:
UFC Vegas 54
Main card (10PM ET on ESPN2/ESPN+):

Light heavyweight: Jan Blachowicz (205.5) vs. Aleksandar Rakic (205)
Light heavyweight: Ryan Spann (206) vs. Ion Cutelaba (205)
Bantamweight: Louis Smolka (136) vs. Davey Grant (135.5)
Flyweight: Katlyn Chookagian (125.5) vs. Amanda Ribas (125.5)
Lightweight: Frank Camacho (155) vs. Manuel Torres (155.5)
Flyweight: Jake Hadley (125.5) vs. Allan Nascimento (125.5)

Prelim card (7:30PM on ESPN2/ESPN+):

Flyweight: Viviane Araujo (125) vs. Andrea Lee (125)
Lightweight: Michael Johnson (155) vs. Alan Patrick (156)
Strawweight: Virna Jandiroba (115) vs. Angela Hill (115.5)
Flyweight: Carlos Candelario (126.5)* vs. Tatsuro Taira (125)
Middleweight: Nick Maximov (184.5) vs. Andre Petroski (185)

*Carlo Candelario missed weight by .5lbs.
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Besides the Main Event, I'm actually looking forward to the Grant v. Smolka fight.

Angela Hill already relegated back to undercard territory? Ouch..
 
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For those of you who watched it, which fight was better? Rose vs Carla, or Gabi vs Destinie?
 
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