Mortal Kombat (2021)

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Intrinsic

Intrinsic

Person of Whiteness
<Gold Donor>
15,246
13,641
I don't know, seems like an easy fix for the sequels. "My name may be Cole, but I have always been.... Scorpion." or whatever. Just drop the Cole character and move forward with fan service. Doesn't save this movie but it has made enough to get a sequel.
 
Cybsled

Cybsled

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
17,199
13,753
The movie kept hinting he would become Scorpion, but instead his power is literally plot armor
 
  • 7Like
Reactions: 6 users
Big Phoenix

Big Phoenix

Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
<Gold Donor>
46,752
99,822
Yeah thats honestly what I thought was going to happen. It seemed so heavy handed with the visions of Scorpion and the whole bloodline stuff over and over.

But nope.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
Daidraco

Daidraco

Avatar of War Slayer
10,381
10,828
Cause they realized that the current actor for Scorpion is a thousand times better than him not even halfway through the movie. "Ok ok, lets stop. We need a rewrite."
 
  • 6Like
Reactions: 5 users
C

Cynical

Canuckistani Terrorist
2,338
5,422
If only you could transplant some of the actors from the original movie, tweak the script to suit them, and other weak points of the movie, this would be a near perfect MK movie. Oh and throw in the music from original too, I hate that shit, but it worked for the movie. I appreciated the music nod at the end of this one.

The scene where Raiden first appears, and raised his head, I knew it was some other dude, but my brain was like Christopher Lambert whoooo! Fella that played Shang Tsung was always good in various movies IMO too. Obviously fella that played LK too, fine random dude is the hero kinda, LK should still have an important role considering games.

Stoner can dream.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
JOESAN21

JOESAN21

<Gold Donor>
1,077
2,513
"and hand me a fucking egg roll!"

Best line in the movie! Loved the cheese in the movie, and the Kool-Aid blood splatter everywhere. Went in expecting nothing, was happy with the result.

Only gripe, Liu Kang just didn't feel right. The first actor that played him fit the part better
 
  • 2Like
Reactions: 1 users
Muurloen

Muurloen

Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
13,937
39,664
It still kills me that Cole's power was literally plot armor.

Single handedly the worst character in the movie.
 
  • 5Like
Reactions: 4 users
Cybsled

Cybsled

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
17,199
13,753
Maybe they could pull a MK:Annihilation and kill him off in the first 10 minutes, like they did to Johnny Cage
 
  • 2Like
Reactions: 1 users
Jozu

Jozu

Bronze Baronet of the Realm
6,986
6,295
How does the Cole thing even happen? Doesnt movie studios do focus group studies on the content they are proposing? I cant imagine any real percentage of the fan base, or even casual MK fans would be interested in taking away screen time from established MK icons in order to give it to a regular dude named Cole whos special ability is plot armor. Even worse, have him linked to Scorpion in such a retarded and unfilling way. Like many have said, they should of just MADE him scorpion, and kind of reimagined his origin story, which would have been absolutely fine.

Instead they make him his own lame character and have Scorpion come back to life by escaping the depths of hell. lol? How did they green light this?
 
  • 3Like
Reactions: 2 users
Bonch

Bonch

Golden Knight of the Realm
239
185
There is no scientific reason to have enjoyed this movie. Weak plot, many hollow characters, convenient occurrences, and hardly any actors of note.
But God help me, I liked it so damn much. I loved Kabal and his sarcasm, loved that Goro is once again deprived of being the Big Bad, thought Kano was the scene stealer we all agree on, enjoyed that Kung Lao wears basically a Captain America shield as a hat, and liked seeing Rictus and Shatterstar get paychecks.
Its a great “bad movie”.
 
  • 2Like
  • 1Solidarity
Reactions: 2 users
moonarchia

moonarchia

The Scientific Shitlord
24,449
46,068
I enjoyed it for what it was: A brainless summer popcorn action flick. Kano was great. Cole was a waste of screen time. No Christopher Lambert. Lots of fights and absurdity, which is how it should be. Scorpion story was my favorite.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
j00t

j00t

Silver Baronet of the Realm
7,380
7,477
Jozu said:
How does the Cole thing even happen? Doesnt movie studios do focus group studies on the content they are proposing? I cant imagine any real percentage of the fan base, or even casual MK fans would be interested in taking away screen time from established MK icons in order to give it to a regular dude named Cole whos special ability is plot armor. Even worse, have him linked to Scorpion in such a retarded and unfilling way. Like many have said, they should of just MADE him scorpion, and kind of reimagined his origin story, which would have been absolutely fine.

Instead they make him his own lame character and have Scorpion come back to life by escaping the depths of hell. lol? How did they green light this?
Click to expand...
covid would be my guess. no one is doing focus groups and pre-screenings and all that right now.
 
  • 3Like
Reactions: 2 users
spronk

spronk

FPS noob
23,481
27,452
Mortal Kombat and Tenet both wrapped production/primary filming in 2019 before covid

most movies are just bad, nowadays i just grade on a curve "do I regret wasting 2 hours of my life on this movie?" While MK wasn't a great movie I don't regret watching it.
 
  • 4Like
Reactions: 3 users
Animosity

Animosity

Silver Baronet of the Realm
7,190
6,101
spronk said:
most movies are just bad, nowadays i just grade on a curve "do I regret wasting 2 hours of my life on this movie?" While MK wasn't a great movie I don't regret watching it.
Click to expand...
This is pretty spot on for me. Before I watch a movie I have to ask myself if it’s gonna be worth the 2 hours. The answer is usually no with how mediocre everything is now.
 
  • 3Like
  • 1Dislike
Reactions: 3 users
Voyce

Voyce

Shit Lord Supreme
<Donor>
8,520
30,736
Muurloen said:
It still kills me that Cole's power was literally plot armor.

Single handedly the worst character in the movie.
Click to expand...
yup, see a dozen pages back. Could have just made the main character, you know, the main character, like the 1995 Movie
 
OU Ariakas

OU Ariakas

Diet Dr. Pepper Enjoyer
<Silver Donator>
7,438
21,074
spronk said:


meh
Click to expand...


I'll watch it on HBO/Max day fucking one. The last one was entertaining enough for that. I will not pay to go see it, though.

What if Cole dies to Shao Khan in the first 5 minutes only to have him be replaced by Johnny fucking Cage as the main protagonist? Talk about meta redemption for the last MK2.
 
  • 5Like
  • 1Worf
Reactions: 5 users
You must log in or register to reply here.