MTG: Arena
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Mist
REEEEeyore
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Harshaw
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I hate how the word Jank is being mutated into the word "Shit"
A deck with a convoluted win condition or line of attack is Jank.
You're 65 IQ F2P shitpile isnt Jank it's just bad.
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Caliane
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Just hit a soul sucking finale of glory deck.
Root snare, root snare, cleansing nova, settle, root snare, pause, etc, etc over and over for 20 turns..
had gideon blackblade, and tendershoot dryad pumping shit out. but nope every turn, a board wipe, or root snare.
Root snare, root snare, cleansing nova, settle, root snare, pause, etc, etc over and over for 20 turns..
had gideon blackblade, and tendershoot dryad pumping shit out. but nope every turn, a board wipe, or root snare.
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Didn't plan on hitting Mythic this month as we have a crazy sprint at work but I didn't want to be shown up byMist that bad so I had to do it. Thanks for everyone playing unoptimized JANK i sailed through Diamond in like 10 games flat to hit mythic
Here is my unoptimized Jank
4 Llanowar Elves (DAR) 168
1 Incubation Druid (RNA) 131
4 Hydroid Krasis (RNA) 183
4 Merfolk Branchwalker (XLN) 197
4 Jadelight Ranger (RIX) 136
4 Wildgrowth Walker (XLN) 216
3 Hostage Taker (XLN) 223
1 Assassin's Trophy (GRN) 152
2 Tyrant's Scorn (WAR) 225
1 Finale of Eternity (WAR) 91
2 Vraska's Contempt (XLN) 129
2 Vivien Reid (M19) 208
2 Liliana, Dreadhorde General (WAR) 97
3 Find // Finality (GRN) 225
4 Breeding Pool (RNA) 246
2 Hinterland Harbor (DAR) 240
4 Overgrown Tomb (GRN) 253
4 Woodland Cemetery (DAR) 248
4 Watery Grave (GRN) 259
3 Drowned Catacomb (XLN) 253
1 Forest (XLN) 277
1 Memorial to Folly (DAR) 242
4 Duress (XLN) 105
2 Disdainful Stroke (GRN) 37
2 Cry of the Carnarium (RNA) 70
4 Thief of Sanity (GRN) 205
1 Carnage Tyrant (XLN) 179
2 Sorcerous Spyglass (XLN) 248
I just copied this and I've won 5 games in a row at gold level.
Tmac
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I got it off for 10 in one game. I didn’t have that much in my graveyard to get back though.
I just had my first loss...long ass game against teferi and the dude mass manipulated everything, ha.
Think I had 7 wins in a row.
Caliane
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This is a nasty ass deck. Rakdos sacrific. mayhem devils, bontu.
4 Mayhem Devil (WAR) 204
8 Mountain (RIX) 195
8 Swamp (RIX) 194
4 Angrath's Rampage (WAR) 185
2 Angrath, the Flame-Chained (RIX) 152
2 God-Eternal Bontu (WAR) 92
4 Priest of Forgotten Gods (RNA) 83
4 Footlight Fiend (RNA) 216
2 Dreadhorde Butcher (WAR) 194
4 Fanatical Firebrand (RIX) 101
3 Rekindling Phoenix (RIX) 111
4 Blood Crypt (RNA) 245
4 Dragonskull Summit (XLN) 252
4 The Eldest Reborn (DAR) 90
3 Liliana, Dreadhorde General (WAR) 97
4 Mayhem Devil (WAR) 204
8 Mountain (RIX) 195
8 Swamp (RIX) 194
4 Angrath's Rampage (WAR) 185
2 Angrath, the Flame-Chained (RIX) 152
2 God-Eternal Bontu (WAR) 92
4 Priest of Forgotten Gods (RNA) 83
4 Footlight Fiend (RNA) 216
2 Dreadhorde Butcher (WAR) 194
4 Fanatical Firebrand (RIX) 101
3 Rekindling Phoenix (RIX) 111
4 Blood Crypt (RNA) 245
4 Dragonskull Summit (XLN) 252
4 The Eldest Reborn (DAR) 90
3 Liliana, Dreadhorde General (WAR) 97
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Mahes
Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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Yes they are. Dimir or any three color variant, is evil right now with God-Eternal. If they do not answer the 4/5 flyer, it can get bad real fast. Nothing makes a player rage quit faster than negating his thought erasure, and then casting Keftnet with the following turn drawing your thought erasure. That was amazing to watch and sigh at.