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OneofOne

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Dude they have a Chun Li card with - wait for it...

Multikicker

Frodo doesnt raise the needle.
 

ronne

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Because the lord of the rings nonsense is in mainline magic, IE modern.

I could give a fuck less what ridiculous secret lairs they print for commander fags. I guess it kinda sucks for all 11 people that still play legacy?
 
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TheNozz

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ronne

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Actual entire new set of lord of the rings cards, similar to the dungeons and dragons thing, but not legal in standard this time for some reason.
 
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fanaskin

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Can't decide what I hate more, that or hearthstone style online only cards on arena that break the paper/online "we're all playing the same game"
 
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Mist

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The cards aren't offensively bad, they just need to rename Historic to something else until they can add Pioneer to MTGA.
 

ronne

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I don't think pioneer is ever happening, they are just gonna hope people forget about it/let it die and continue on with historic for arena.
 

fanaskin

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why wouldn't pioneer happen, they'll keep adding sets, a pioneer masters money sink is something they'd do, just need a game mode for it.
 

ronne

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It's more with I don't think they have the manpower/talent to backport that many sets in any reasonable timeframe, and what work they do do adding new cards to the platform (outside the required standard) seems 100% focused on historic nonsense.

When was the last time they even mentioned Pioneer as a format?
 

TheNozz

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So I eventually need to devote a day to playing like 100 matches to be sure, but yeah; there's no way that Arena is completely random.


Worst offenders I've seen are:
* Playing Brawl and facing same enemy commander, if not same opponent twice in a row
*Casting Omen of the Hunt and immediately (after library has been "shuffled") saccing it to Scry 2 only for there to be two forests underneath in back to back games
*Miracle top decks which let opponent win (again in brawl)/miracle top deck that lets me win
*Opponent having every single card they needs to counter my deck while setting their combos up

Worst offenders are always in Brawl. the format should be akin to having a bag full of letters, randomly pulling out one each turn, and trying to make the best words possible. but, inevitably, for one player, the game is more like 1,2,3,4,5,6,7...etc

Games that are balanced, where both players get to utilize their decks are so rare, it's still fun even when losing. 9/10 one player, through any combination of land fucked/flood, miracle draws, mirror match or enemy having perfect opening hand, just gets steam rolled
 

Mist

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You can definitely face the same opponent multiple times in a row if you're playing off-peak hours.

Everything else you described is just called "Playing MTG."
 

fanaskin

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what deck you use matters if you use meta deck you'll get meta opponent, if you use a weird deck that it doesn't know it seems to match you to a similar deck
 

Ritley

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Yeah the matchmaking is definitely not random, its dependent on what decks you are using. They try to match up like power level decks, to varying degrees of success. The rest sounds like RNG.

The only other thing I know that isn’t actually random is BO1 opening hands. They apparently draw 2 opening hands and pick one, weighted towards having the ratio of lands closer to your overall deck ratio.
 

Derpa

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Brawl is the worst offender, it takes into account your MMR, Commander weight, and decklist weight. On-top of having to deal with the shitty hand smoother.