Streetfighter mechanically unique cards got leaked, and while I hate that they exist, they really went hard on flavor. I think too much freedom and power have likely been given to someone who loves puns.
Fucking Dhalsim Reach tribal
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E Honda, Sumo Champion 4WW
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior 0/7
During your turn, everything deals damage with its toughness instead of power.
Whenever ~ Attacks, up to 100 target creatures get +0/+X where X is the # of cards in your hand until end of turn.
Ryu, World Warrior 2W
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior 2/4
Training(Yep, the one from Crimson Vow)
4R, Untap, Discard a card: ~ Deals damage equal to its power to any target. If it deals excess damage to a creature, draw a card.
Ken, Burning Brawler 1RR
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior 4/2
Prowess
{R/W}: First strike until end of turn
When ~ deals combat damage, you can cast an instant or sorcery from your hand with MV/CMC less than or equal to the amount of damage dealt
Blanka, Ferocious Friend 3RG
Legendary Creature - Human Beast Warrior 5/5
Haste
~ Has trample if you've cast 3 or more cards this turn
Whenever Blanka becomes the target of a spell, it gets +2/+2 until eot and deals 2 to each opponent
Chun-Li, Countless Kicks 1UW
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier 3/3
Multikicker {U/W}
When ~ ETBs, exile up to X nonland cards from your graveyard, where X is the number of times ~ was kicked. Put a kick counter on each of them.
Whenever ~ attacks, you may copy each exiled card with a kick counter on it. You may cast the copies.
Dhalsim, Pliable Pacifist 2GW
Legendary Creature - Human Monk 1/3
Reach
~ Has hexproof unless attacking
whenever a creature with reach you control attacks, untap it and it can't be blocked by creatures with greater power this combat
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card
Guile is partially obscured, but:
Guile, Sonic Soldier 1WRU
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier 4/4
When ~ Etbs or attacks, add or remove a charge counter from him. When you remove a charge counter this way, choose one:
- ~ deals (?) damage to any target
- ~ gains (?) indestructible until end of turn
Zangief, the Red Cyclone 2BRG
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior 7/ ?
Must be blocked if able.
On your turn, ~ is indestructible.
When ~ deals combat damage to a creature, if that creature was dealt excess combat damage this turn, that creatures controller sacrifices a nonland, noncreature permanent.