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Royal

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Is she the one who has a black boyfriend? Just go with the index-to-ring triumvirate. You just know he's been plowin' dat ass.
 
Johnny53

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Royal_sl said:
Is she the one who has a black boyfriend? Just go with the index-to-ring triumvirate. You just know he's been plowin' dat ass.
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no.... capri is the hairy ass girl, tight ass hole
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Johnny53

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well i blew it up with capri....i got mad at her yesterday and called her "a fucking whore"...unbeknownst to me whores don't like being called whores
go figure, so after that i recieved a litany of texts from her, telling me what i said was unforgiveable...blah blah blah
then this mornings text said"i think u actually gave me the push i needed so thank u...I need to have a long talk with u"
 
Zzen

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Text her back: "You finally gave me the push I need to get new hoors and take my thread on rerolled to the next level"
 
radditsu

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No the proper response is to tell her she is a prostitute...not a girlfriend and say: well....bye.

A month or two she will be hittin you up when she needs a fix
 
Gavinmad

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Well J49 is probably the most positive part of her entire miserable life, and having him call her 'a fucking whore' might have been the wake-up call she needed to get out of the life, even when a near fatal bout with septicemia didn't faze her. I mean she's still probably going to die in a gutter with a needle in her arm, but maybe now it won't 30 minutes after fucking Johnny.


And yeah you're a real fucking retard if you were surprised that she didn't like being called a whore. It's probably the single most pejorative term for the profession, and that's why there are a million other terms for it.
 
Quineloe

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Johnny49_sl said:
Services are pending.

In lieu of flowers donations may be made to the family.
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I've never read an American obituary before, am I reading this right, does this actually say "We haven't decided whether to have a proper burial or just dump her in a crematorium, and send us money, not flowers" ?
 
Quineloe

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kegkilla_sl said:
her myspace is much more interesting. it's an odd feeling looking back on someone's pictures from probably 8-10 years ago when they were happy and blissful, probably thought the world was their oyster, knowing that only a few years later they would be turning tricks for dope money and eventually overdosing.

Seimone Vicario Photos on Myspace
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Judging by this picture, back then everyone already knew what life would have in store for her.

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Never before have I seen such an obvious "not this shit again" look on someones face

There's even a god damn on the toilet selfie on there.
 
kegkilla

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Quineloe_sl said:
I've never read an American obituary before, am I reading this right, does this actually say "We haven't decided whether to have a proper burial or just dump her in a crematorium, and send us money, not flowers" ?
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judging by the website hosting the obituary, she's getting tossed in the oven.

Obituary For: Seimone Joy Vicario | Boucher Funeral Home, LLC & County Cremation Service

"Creamation with Confidence"

confidence in what exactly?

also Johnny I think it's time you shared with the family what your favorite memory of her is:

Boucher Funeral Home, LLC & County Cremation Service: Obituaries: Guest Book
 
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