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I am only half way through this thread but holy shit.....

I wish I had the balls to hire a escort,hooker, body rub ...whatever you want to call it....I have browsed backpage/craigslist and been close but just can't pull the trigger!
 

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I highly recommend the full release body rubs. Try to find one with a table shower. Table showers are awesome. If you get to the room and there's no massage table, get your money back and leave cause those places are just straight up cat houses.
 

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You're willing to lick her butthole but she won't give you a blow job? She's fucking rude. Will she lick your butthole?
 

GonzytheMage

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You know I was just thinking if J can blow multiple loads in a sitting I would hate to imagine the amount of cock sucking that it would take to satisfy him. I'm going to have to take the wife's side on this matter. You sir need a harem not a marriage plus some on the side.
 

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Turn Mormon, have something like 7 or 8 wives.

Stupidly I was about to write here that it'd be less expensive . . . then I thought about it for about 2 seconds.
 

Johnny53

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when i confronted her about again this morning, she got all pissy and told me to focus on the positives.....yeah, i am positive that i will get my fourth STD because i have to pay junkie whores to do your wifely duties
 

GonzytheMage

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when i confronted her about again this morning, she got all pissy and told me to focus on the positives.....yeah, i am positive that i will get my fourth STD because i have to pay junkie whores to do your wifely duties
She gives you sex, just no blowjobs? You say you're paying the girls to do her wifely duties which goes beyond blowjobs. So lets not pretend you are going out on her for not sucking dick if that was the case you would just be buying blowjobs. In reality you are also fucking the girls, getting blowjobs, and getting involved in their personal life. We get it you need a lot more sexual and personal interaction than most guys, just don't use this petty reason to justify going out on your wife. I like your saga I really do, but until you give us more in depth details about your marital problems blowjobs just isn't a good enough crutch.
 

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sorry, it was not my attempt to justify.....just sharing my daily actions and thoughts, and that was this mornings thought, interaction....
i do plan on seeing Capri today, i have a funeral this morning which i will be attending with my wife, then off to pick up capri
Deena...well, it may be over for her and her man, if he got access to her Gmail.....the stuff me and deena were saying to each other, yikes shes in hot water,
she may have to promise to stop seeing me, and stick with it
 

Johnny53

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also, its hard to focus and enjoy sex with someone, when you know she is holding back, for her to tell me 23 years into a marriage that she never thought oral sex was morally right.....kinda sucks
 

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also, its hard to focus and enjoy sex with someone, when you know she is holding back, for her to tell me 23 years into a marriage that she never thought oral sex was morally right.....kinda sucks
Womans mouth on a cock=immoral, then your face in her ass=hunky dory. Yeah man thats all kinds of fucked up. I think you need a new girl to spice things up in your life.
 

Julian The Apostate

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Lol my ex-wife used to give me bjs before we got married. You could tell she didn't like it that much, which sucked, but I'd still get one every other month or so. After we got married she told me she didn't want to anymore because it made her "feel like a whore." After she used the whore excuse a few times I told her,"You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."
 

Johnny53

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anyway things change.....Deena emails me, am I free ? hell yes....alhtough shes having as many orgasms as me so i should start charging, anyway, picked her up at CVs, went and got her shit, went to the "Club", by the way she was wearing a sexy little denim mini skirt, so we grabbed a booth, stripped her naked and had a blast, and an audience, took her for lunch, pizza...we sat and talked she showed me all the texts from her boy, whom she is fed up with, dude is a dick, accusing her of cheating, even brings up my name, calls her all kinds of names, very abusive, she asked my opinion, i asked if she was happy, "NO", do you see it getting better? "NO" ( her theory is it is not cheating becuase i pay ), i told her if shes not happy 4 months in , it ain't gonna get better...also her texted her 3 time while we were fucking
 

Johnny53

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ill probably do a make up date with capri tommorow.....today she was so desparate she offered me her ass...same deal for tommorow
 
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