My new Dating Pool

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Johnny53

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You take your whores with you to pick up your bribe money?
yeah we providing some steel columns and beams for some guy in chinatown, so i gave him an inflated price, then backed off by $500 if he paid me $500 in cash, and the rest of the deposit was in a check,
so capri came with me, and sat in on the deal,
 

Johnny53

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so capri calls me she spent some of the methadone money on a bag, ugh...
meanwhile deena contacted me and needed $25.00, so i wired deena her $25 plus what capri needed to have enough for treatment, and the 2 girls meet up with each other at rite aid, then they called me and gave me a similtainous "thank you and we love you"
 

Chanur

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Why not spend this energy taking your wife to pound town a few times a day?
 

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so capri calls me she spent some of the methadone money on a bag, ugh...
meanwhile deena contacted me and needed $25.00, so i wired deena her $25 plus what capri needed to have enough for treatment, and the 2 girls meet up with each other at rite aid, then they called me and gave me a similtainous "thank you and we love you"
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Famm

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What's the transaction fees on all these money wires?

so capri calls me she spent some of the methadone money on a bag, ugh...
SHOCKER! Lol. Seriously man, are these intentional comedy moments? Because they are my favorite moments of the thread, but even better if unintentionally funny.
 

popsicledeath

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Didn't one of them steal some thing from him.

Reminds me.... didn't someone in this thread start seeing a girl on smack and taking her back to her place and was wondering how he knows if he cant trust her or if she was just casing his joint? Anyone remember who that was? Hoping he isn't dead or destitute, and took my advice to hit her.
 

Johnny53

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back to chinatown today with capri, booked another job with a different chinaman, pick up the deposit on friday, more cash on the side
afterwards took to capri to the club, had a blast, there was actually another couple there, but she was just giving her man a blowjob
but capri fucked the shit out of me
 

Johnny53

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at this point i guess it is safe to say that capri is my number one girl, i see her every other day and talk to her multiple times throughout the day
last week me and her boyfriend were texting each other, small talk, but he did thank me for helping her so much, kinda weird, but whatever
 
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