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Gamma Rays

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I've developed a theory that Johnny is like a reverse version of the Dude.

Where as the Dude is: "taking 'er easy for all us sinners"

We've got Johnny, he's out there: "Sinning, for all us guys taking 'er easy"
 
Johnny53

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The Ancient_sl said:
Wait, what the hell happened with Wolf?
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wolf became annoying, so at one point i told capri if ur going to call him for rides and shit, then just call him, not me, but i relented due to her constantly needing rides and he was willing to UBER her, but she started treating him mean, not talking to him blah,blah,blah...
meanwhile he has shit going on in his personal life, family issues, he was giving capri money and she was not doing anything with him
so i guess he got tired of being used
 
radditsu

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Gamma Rays_sl said:
I've developed a theory that Johnny is like a reverse version of the Dude.

Where as the Dude is: "taking 'er easy for all us sinners"

We've got Johnny, he's out there: "Sinning, for all us guys taking 'er easy"
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It's like a metaphor for Johnny's Existence
 
Echuta

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Almost a week without an update?? Do we start taking bets now on what could have happened?

- Wife found out?
- boyfriend killed him?
- hooker killed him?
- Jail?
- Scorching case of herpes?

The suspense is killing me
 
Echuta

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But they loooove him long time!

They let him use IOUs and frequent rider coupons. Surely our boy, J, hasn't gone a whole week without blowing his load. His balls might explode.
 
Gamma Rays

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No Johnny posts for this long, part of me wants to throw in some funny joke here.

But then I think, "well there's a chance that this might be something serious."

We will have to wait . . .
 
Skanda

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Gamma Rays_sl said:
No Johnny posts for this long, part of me wants to throw in some funny joke here.
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Maybe he's trying to be a Bro to the forums by searching for a two dollar whore that doesn't have a horseface so we don't gag next time he decides to share pictures no one asked for.
 
Haast

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Last we heard, our boy was seriously considering handing over $1000 to a drug-addled hooker who was running an obvious scam because he disclosed his cash position.

My guess: he handed it over and she is freezing him out since she has enough $$ for now to not suck every heroine dose out of an old dick.

If so, consider this a lesson in negotiation, J51. Never give up leverage, your dick won't suck itself.
 
ohkcrlho

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Maybe he's hiding Capri or Deena, whoever was in danger due to her boyfriend's actions
 
Gavinmad

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Maybe he's lying dead in a gutter somewhere with several knife wounds to the torso. Keg, start checking the obituaries.
 
Echuta

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1) Wife finds Rerolled session on his computer and finds out about J
2) Goes berserk and gets knife
3) ???
4) Profit
 
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