I'm not sure Tuco's moobs are worth that many xboxes. But sure, tell us how it went down, uncle Blazin. Tell us the story of how you helped a damsel in distress and somehow got nudes along the way. Pweeaaaaaaaase?
Ok if you insist.
Lori made a post that she was ill and in a hospital in KY had no money for medication and that her belongings had not made the move from CA because of the lack of funds. a_skeleton_03 (I believe it's been awhile) talked about the forum raising money for her I decided to help out and said I would give her $5 for each +1 net. I think it came to around $1,000? This is all occurs publicly and on forum, I follow through on my word and give her the money. In the process of giving her the money I speak with her for the first time directly. We exchange maybe 5 to 10 emails text 90% about her brother and the issues she was having and me responding. My wife is full aware through this. She begins asking me for more money and sends me the famous blurry tit pics. I 100% did not ask for these the first time she mentioned it was on the forum saying to me I believe not in a PM but a visitor message on my profile did I want he right or left tit. At this point my wife told me she didnt want me to have any more communication with her and agreed and with my wife's permission I told Lori this.
What got me in bigger trouble with your guys perception of this is that I admitted that I enjoyed talking with her, though it wasn't extensive I did find her to be likable which furthered my interest. Now that part I can openly say a Tuco situation would be different, I would still have given him money but we would obviously be unlikely to start email chatting back and forth.
About a month or two later Lori started texting me again and I responded, which immediately bit me in the ass as my wife received the texts. Wife was admittedly mad I text'ed her, but not horribly angry as there was no "cheating" as you guys like to imply. It was always about her druggy brother. I learn the truth thanks to a_skeleton_03 that Lori was lying to me and the forum from the start and I posted said blurry tit pic, and the rest is history.
Since that time I have said little other than self deprecation. You guys have grown and changed it over time. As more of the story came out about her taking money from others stories were often mixed up as people would confuse the different parties. Things that the cock goblin guy or a_skeleton_03 did would then be listed as things I did and I wasn't interested in running around the forum fixing it every single time. It had become a forum meme and I knew in the flurry of excitement the last thing anyone was going to be itnerested in was the truth.
the xbox for example, few of you even get the reference but here is a hint there was no x boxes involved, some on this forum are too stupid to realize they aren't in on a joke they are idiots who actually believe it. I looked a fool trying to help someone on this forum, did her tits sway me? I'll say they probably swayed me talkign to her when I shouldn't have (that really makes me the same as Johnny?) Did they make me give money? Nope I had already done that pubicly on the forum, but like I said your guys made up version of events is more titillating. I know Tuco spoke with her on the phone does his wife know that? Was there cyber!? Think of me what you will but I have been faithful to my wife for soon 20 years now and it hasn't always been easy, I'm not perfect, but I'm also not a hypocrite to say that I guy banging drug addicted hookers while married is wrong.