My Spider Bro

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• Oct 14, 2014

• #161

Only read the OP, so fuck y'all.

But at my cottage, i usually allow a few spider bros to keep webs in corners of my bedroom in order to catch mosquitoes etc.

Spider-bro love 4 lyfe!

 

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jimmy

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• Oct 14, 2014

• #162

Gotta hang with the spiders because they eat ants. I dislike ants.

 

Drakurii

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• Oct 16, 2014

• #163

Spider burrowed into appendix scar, crawled through WA man's body


West Australian man Dylan Thomas may now be joking about whether he'll develop "superpowers" but on the weekend he was experiencing a "searing sensation" as a spider that had made its way into his abdomen through an old appendix scar, crawled underneath his skin, all the way up to his sternum.

 

Malakriss

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• Oct 16, 2014

• #164

I don't mind spiders until they grow over 2 inches and make 20+ ft anchor lines for their giant webs next to my shed. Looks great, orb weaver. Now here's a can of raid to the face.

 

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Vinyard_sl

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• Oct 16, 2014

• #165

and thats why you never go to Australia.

 

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azeth

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• Oct 16, 2014

• #166

Also have a spider bro. Have had him for I think a few months now? Has a web outside the backdoor near an awning.

I remind my wife every now and then to LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE

 

zippitydoda

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• Oct 16, 2014

• #167

Friend in PA sent this one:

 

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Scarhand

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• Oct 16, 2014

• #168

Here's my Spider bro. Lived by the light on my back porch. I'd watch it feast on all the moths that were drawn to the light when I'd let my dog out in the evening.

 

OneofOne

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• Oct 16, 2014

• #169

Ronaan_sl said:

My spiderbros are letting me down - as fall is coming we removed the mosquito net over the kid's bed, only to have her stung up like 10 times within two days.

Spiderbros taking a vacation it seems.

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We have a shit ton of spiders on our property, including inside the house. Nonetheless I had to buy a bug zapper for INSIDE the house because my son was waking up every morning with 2-4 new mosquito bites. Spiderbros be lazy. Or just pissed that I occasionally reclaim my home from most of them...

 

Oldbased

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• Oct 16, 2014

• #170

Skittles Web - Extended Version - YouTube
Always think of this thread when I see this commercial.
Had to kill my window spider bro the other night after 3 months;( He got onto the bed and that was just too invasive.

 

Bonch

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• Jan 24, 2015

• #171

Met this guy in Puerto Rico:

I wasn't getting any closer. I recognize a jumper when I see one.

 

Sutekh

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• Jan 24, 2015

• #172

Thanks for pointing to where it is, I wouldn't have seent eh fucking black spider on the white wall.

 

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iannis

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• Jan 24, 2015

• #173

I think my spiderbros died. I haven't seen them in weeks.

Of course, most of these spider bros aren't any bigger than my small fingernail. But I spotted one the other day that was about as big as my thumbnail.

Spiderbros might have had a cagematch.

 

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Kharza-kzad_sl

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• Jan 24, 2015

• #174

Was watching one of my fave streamers this morning when this happened:Twitch

 

Agraza

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• Jan 24, 2015

• #175

We find this entertaining. We thank you.

 

Chanur

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• Jan 24, 2015

• #176

Its Australia you don't fuck around with spiderbros there.

 

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• Jan 24, 2015

• #177

Bird-eating spiders means that Australia should be nuked from orbit:

 

Adebisi

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• Oct 22, 2015

• #178

My spider bro (big one, named Webster by my kids) has a spider bro. Or we think they're bros, they might have been fighting.

Any idea what spider that is?

 

zombiewizardhawk

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• Oct 23, 2015

• #179

No idea but if they're fighting my money is on the little guy whoopin' some ass.

 

Chanur

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• Oct 23, 2015

• #180

Took this at work the other day. Local Texas wildlife. My site had a spider bro.

Also my spiderbro's say hi.