NEMO COMIN FOR YOU BEANTOWN PUSSIES

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
S

Seventh

Golden Squire
892
15
Eyashusa_sl said:
hey guys check out my bmw
Click to expand...
You found me out. I'm waving my 5 year old 3-series around like a boss, just to pick up all the hot bitches that no doubt read this forum. Nothing gets the panties droppin' like a car with a KBB under 20 grand.
 
Julian The Apostate

Julian The Apostate

Vyemm Raider
2,337
2,439
Seventh_sl said:
You found me out. I'm waving my 5 year old 3-series around like a boss, just to pick up all the hot bitches that no doubt read this forum. Nothing gets the panties droppin' like a car with a KBB under 20 grand.
Click to expand...
Back in 2001 right after I graduated high school I bought a '95 540i. Was a hell of a fun fucking car to drive around at 18. Rustled everyone jimmies thinking I paid a fortune for it because it was a bmw. Little did they know it was only 11k.
 
S

Seventh

Golden Squire
892
15
Julian the Apostate_sl said:
Back in 2001 right after I graduated high school I bought a '95 540i. Was a hell of a fun fucking car to drive around at 18. Rustled everyone jimmies thinking I paid a fortune for it because it was a bmw. Little did they know it was only 11k.
Click to expand...
Fuck dude, you're letting people know our secret. How am I supposed to impress the internet if people know it's worth half a Prius?

Thanks for shattering my dreams.
frown.png


frown.png
 
M

Merkins4Brazil_sl

shitlord
1,347
-1
BMWs are all fun and games till something busts and you see the price tag on parts.

First ride I ever at bought (at 16) was 1970 '2002' paid $700, fun as hell, speedy little shitbox.

1972_bmw_2002-pic-41256.jpe


1972_bmw_2002-pic-41256.jpe
 
Furious

Furious

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
2,950
5,026
In Canada on our news it is called a minor winter storm, 30 Km south in Detroit and it's a state of emergency!


rrr_img_12584.jpg


rrr_img_12584.jpg
 
Kaige

Kaige

<WoW Guild Officer>
<WoW Guild Officer>
5,584
12,745
The sun's already nuking most of the snow here in North Jersey; sidewalks and roads are clearing up quick. After the hurricanes and blizzards we've had over the past few years, my town isn't easily impressed anymore.
 
Aychamo BanBan

Aychamo BanBan

<Banned>
6,338
7,144
Seventh_sl said:
Starting to come down like mad up here about ~40mi north of the city. Cleared off and parked my car an hour ago, now it looks like this. (Note that the tire tracks are completely gone. Like magic and shit.)

2urqijr.jpg
Click to expand...
Is that a white trash above ground swimming pool behind your beamer?
wink.png


2urqijr.jpg


wink.png
 
B

Bane_sl

shitlord
599
-9
Shot of my building @ 10:30am Saturday morning. Just went out for a drive. The ban in Mass is in full effect. Ghost town out there now.

rrr_img_12632.jpg


rrr_img_12632.jpg
 
S

Seventh

Golden Squire
892
15
aychamo_aycono_sl said:
Is that a white trash above ground swimming pool behind your beamer?
wink.png
Click to expand...
The mexicans that mow my lawn need somewhere to cool off man!

Here's the tally north of the city, featuring my white trash truck (to match my white trash pool) so that I don't offend anyone with my car. Maybe a bit over 2 feet, so not exactly the uber-blizzard people were freaking out about. I didn't even lose power.

wink.png
 
You must log in or register to reply here.