NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

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Grimmlokk

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From the Simmons mailbag this week.

Q: I was just reading your comparison of Jay Cutler and Jeff George and it sent me off to check some NFL stats. Here's a blind QB comparison for you based on career stats:

QB1: 61.6% completion, 7.2yds/att, 4.8 TD%, 3.4 INT%, 85.5 QB rating
QB2: 62.0% completion, 7.1yds/att, 5.0 TD%, 3.3 INT%, 86.0 QB rating

QB1 is the immortal Jay Cutler. QB2? Brett Favre. The lesson: Being a media darling is at least as important for your legacy as your level of play.


Cutler = Favre!!!!
 
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From the Simmons mailbag this week.

Q: I was just reading your comparison of Jay Cutler and Jeff George and it sent me off to check some NFL stats. Here's a blind QB comparison for you based on career stats:

QB1: 61.6% completion, 7.2yds/att, 4.8 TD%, 3.4 INT%, 85.5 QB rating
QB2: 62.0% completion, 7.1yds/att, 5.0 TD%, 3.3 INT%, 86.0 QB rating

QB1 is the immortal Jay Cutler. QB2? Brett Favre. The lesson: Being a media darling is at least as important for your legacy as your level of play.


Cutler = Favre!!!!
Let's cherry pick stats with no mention of wins and losses anywhere to be seen! Cutler not being worshiped like gunslingin' Favre is all media bias. Can I be a sportswriter?
 

Tarrant

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Not sure if this has been posted yet....but Happy 2 Year Anniversary!

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Gavinmad

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rofl, so reading the wikipedia entry on the butt fumble, that was the game that made some legendary Jets fan say 'fuck this team'. Pretty funny shit.
 

Axlrose

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Catler goes three and out. McCown still driving on his tenth play of his opening series.

Yep, Catler our man during the battle of the boring coaches today.

Ooo - McCown learned from Catler and got intercepted!
 

Axlrose

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Major Wright sacks Catler - when he was a Bears, he did squat...

Woot! Catler fumbles the ball again!