NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

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Genjiro

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Gd, looks like someone would be dead in the passenger side. Go buy a fucking pimped out Suburban or something that weighs 6k pounds if you make that much money.
 

Genjiro

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Oh, he will undoubtedly hobble on the field for a chance to play vs Ike. Same guy who got Tebowed in the playoffs.....welp, I hope the same offense shows up again this week. Hopefully the Falcons defense from last night shows up also.
 

Tenks

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Apparently Cam was stretchered after the accident. But an EMT on reddit says that is pretty much standard procedure for an accident like this.
 

Alex

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Well, Bengals will likely do the Steelers a favor this weekend. We suck against QBs with a lack of NFL footage. We've made EJ Manuel, Hoyer, TJ Yates, Bortles, and Weeden all look good. And we especially suck against running QBs. If the offense can't put up points at will - which we won't against Cleveland, I see us losing.
 

Royal

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Newton looks fine and Under Armor is happy.

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Tenks

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It would have been hilarious if goody good Cam wrecked because he was getting a BJ from a homeless man while doing lines of coke off his back or something
 

Gravel

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It Sounds Like Redskins Park Has Become a Very Lonely Place for Robert Griffin III CBS DC

"Last Friday, after practice, he was on the field by himself for like 40 minutes, just punting the ball, and running after it, and punting the ball and running after it," Jones informed The Junkies. "The guy looks like he's lost, doesn't know what's going on, and so I did feel bad for him."

"So wait a minute; he was on the practice field, in the bubble, just punting the ball - like a kid would, just out in the back yard?" Bishop asked.

"Out there on the practice field," Jones said. "He stayed there. This was outside, after everybody's in the locker room changing their clothes, getting ready to go, and he's just out there for like 40 minutes punting the ball, he'd run after it, punt the ball."
What the fuck? I'm not sure if that's a hilarious image or incredibly sad.

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Sutekh

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It would have been hilarious if goody good Cam wrecked because he was getting a BJ from a homeless man while doing lines of coke off his back or something
It wasn't even his fault. Some dude ran a stop sign and he hit him.
 
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Jeff Fisher......

......I didn't think it would take just one day for you to get more awesome.

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I mean, it's probably time for this guy to move on. It was definitely a funny gesture to the idiots who run the Redskins, but c'mon.

That big pile of draft picks they sent out for the coin toss has yet to propel the Rams to the playoffs. Fisher and his 6 wins won't be going this year, either. And let's face it, as bad as the Redskins are no one around here is about to lose their team to Los Angeles. Does that guy really want to talk about which franchise has issues right now?

Fuck the Rams.
 

Gavinmad

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I mean, it's probably time for this guy to move on. It was definitely a funny gesture to the idiots who run the Redskins, but c'mon.

That big pile of draft picks they sent out for the coin toss has yet to propel the Rams to the playoffs. Fisher and his 6 wins won't be going this year, either. And let's face it, as bad as the Redskins are no one around here is about to lose their team to Los Angeles. Does that guy really want to talk about which franchise has issues right now?

Fuck the Rams.
The Rams would be at 8 or 9 wins right now if the refs didn't have such a hard-on for fucking them in the ass. In the couple years I've started watching football again, I've seen no other team get as consistently dicked over by the refs game after game.
 

Ameraves

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Get the Rams a QB and a bit of upgrade to their secondary, and they will be competing for the NFC West next year.
 

Phazael

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Their defense is the real deal and Fischer gets them motivated every week. No one wants to play them because they are dangerous. They are a fuck ton more entertaining than the Redskins as a result.
 

radditsu

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You guys are delusional if you think Fisher is going to make them a great team. That dude is the KING of 8 - 8. Cept that one time he had the greatest talent on offense ever. 48ers are going to bounce back and the Rams will be in LA in a couple years with Lane Kiffin as the coach.