NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

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Famm

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Bro, how excited are you about Romo this year?

I'll make a year long title/avatar/whatever bet with you that Cutler is going to make Romo look like Chad Henne this year
You want to make an avatar bet on who has better stats this year, Cutler or Romo? If that's the bet, your on, your going to hate having Romo as an avatar after the regular season ends.
You better lay out the terms of that one very specifically in advance.
Bet runs through regular season. Whoever has the best quarterback rating at the end of the season wins. Losers wear a Cutler avatar till next season starts.
Burnem agreed to that final quote without thinking that he should specify Araysar would accept a ROMO avatar. Araysar knew damn well that Burnem assumed he meant loser wears the opposite team's QB as an avatar, but he got all legal technical on his ass so he wouldn't have to eat shit and wear Romo upon losing. Burnem is taking the higher ground and not even bothering with that aspect and yet Araysar is STILL being a little bitch about the bet.
 

Loser Araysar

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That is not even remotely similar and you know it.
You know perfectly well what you are doing, you're distorting our bet as much as you possibly can so you can stick it to me just because you were dumb enough to agree to a bet where the winner or the loser have to wear a Cutler avatar. I understand that you are upset because you didnt pay attention, but them's the breaks.

However, you cannot entirely distort the agreement just so you can exact some minor dose of vengeance.
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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Burnem agreed to that final quote without thinking that he should specify Araysar would accept a ROMO avatar. Araysar knew damn well that Burnem assumed he meant loser wears the opposite team's QB as an avatar, but he got all legal technical on his ass so he wouldn't have to eat shit and wear Romo upon losing. Burnem is taking the higher ground and not even bothering with that aspect and yet Araysar is STILL being a little bitch about the bet.
Yep he needs to suck it up and use the avatar given to him or never be allowed to post in any NFL thread ever again.
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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You know perfectly well what you are doing, you're distorting our bet as much as you possibly can so you can stick it to me just because you were dumb enough to agree to a bet where the winner or the loser have to wear a Cutler avatar. I understand that you are upset because you didnt pay attention, but them's the breaks.

However, you cannot entirely distort the agreement just so you can exact some minor dose of vengeance.
Cutler getting fucked in the ass constitutes a Cutler avatar, deal with it.
 

Loser Araysar

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Yep he needs to suck it up and use the avatar given to him or never be allowed to post in any NFL thread ever again.
I saw a bunch of things in that avatar, none of them having anything to do with Cutler. Making a montage of a bunch of unrelated bullshit and sticking a tiny cutler photo somewhere in the image doesnt make it a cutler avatar.

You're better than this.
 

Famm

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There's been avatar bets where the result was a similarly offensive depiction of a player and no one's ever invoked some imaginary "that's not a Cutler avatar" clause. Stop being a little girl and take it in the ass like a grown Cutler.
 

Kirun

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I saw a bunch of things in that avatar, none of them having anything to do with Cutler. Making a montage of a bunch of unrelated bullshit and sticking a tiny cutler photo somewhere in the image doesnt make it a cutler avatar.

You're better than this.
According to whom is it not a Cutler avatar? The rules for what constitutes a "Cutler Avatar" were never clearly and concisely defined. You know that you're being a pedantic twat about this.
 

Loser Araysar

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According to whom is it not a Cutler avatar? The rules for what constitutes a "Cutler Avatar" were never clearly and concisely defined. You know that you're being a pedantic twat about this.
I thought they were pretty obvious.

This is a Cutler avatar:
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This is not a Cutler avatar:
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Burnem Wizfyre

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A saw a bunch of things in that avatar, none of them having anything to do with Cutler. Making a montage of a bunch of unrelated bullshit and sticking a tiny cutler photo somewhere in the image, doesnt make it a cutler avatar.
You are worse than Azeth, guess we will need mediation to force you to be a man.
 
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I'd just take it like a man at this point. You were pretty bold in the summer about Cutler going for 4000 yards and 40 TDs or whatever it was and not only was he benched, but the whole Bears team ended up being one of the league's biggest jokes.
 

Famm

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He needs to stfu and just take the avatar, over a dozen people have messaged me about their skills and how they can have Putin and Cutler sucking each other off and nothing else in the photo.
That sounds way better, he already said he liked how Putin was fucking the statue of liberty in the ass in the other one anyway.