NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

Sebudai

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How many fantasy points are vicious, stiffarm clownings worth? Brown was laying those on bitches left and right.
 

Grimmlokk

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Great, now I have to hear about Roffleburger for another fucking week.
Yeah we probably shouldn't discuss the guy who just had the best back to back passing games of all time.






12 touchdowns, zero picks. That's not worth discussing. Against two top ranked teams.

This is Rerolled/FoH, we should probably spend the next 100 posts talking about the suddenly yet predictably irrelevant Cowboys instead of the guy breaking records.

edit: In case it's unclear, every single one of you can suck my giant hypo-cycloid shaped cock.




edit: Got hit with this late shit, that would warrant 10 flags and 20 posts on most QB's

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Ben don't fuckin' care. Popeye jaw exercise and then a few more touchdowns because FUCK YOUR MOTHER.

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65 for 86 for 862 yards, 12 touchdowns, and zero interceptions.

Two games. Fuck you, fuck your sisters, and fuck your ugly mothers.

But not your sexy mothers, those milfs can stay. The Ben approves.

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Grimmlokk

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Collection of random and possibly interesting stats, mostly from /r/nfl

After the win yesterday there is now no team in the NFL with a winning record against Tom Brady, Denver was 5-4 previously. Brady also moved in to 5th place all time in passing yards, passing John Elway.

Teddy Bridgewater set the "record" for wins by a Vikings rookie QB, at 3.

The Cards ended Demarco Murray's streak of 8 consecutive 100 yard games. Though anyone watching(or with Murray in fantasy) knows they could have easily hit 100 if they GAVE HIM THE FUCKING BALL.

The last time the Cards started a season at 7-1(1974) no player on their current roster was alive.

Brad Wing(Steelers punter) became the first Australian player to throw for points in an NFL game on that botched extra point attempt.

Last week the Pats scored 51 and the Steelers scored 51. This week the Pats scored 43 and the Steelers scored 43.

Every team in the AFC North is over .500 and 3 of 4 are 2+ games over.

The Ben has thrown for a hojillion yards the last two weeks, and still trails Andrew Luck by 11 yards before Luck has even taken a snap this week.

Justin Houston of the Chiefs is on pace for 24 sacks. I have no idea who the fuck Justin Houston is. Tied for second with Von Miller at 9 is someone named Everson Griffen. I have no idea who the fuck that is either.
 
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You think Kurt Warner ever gets dropped from the NFL network for being wrong about literally everything he says?
 

Sutekh

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Collection of random and possibly interesting stats, mostly from /r/nfl

After the win yesterday there is now no team in the NFL with a winning record against Tom Brady, Denver was 5-4 previously. Brady also moved in to 5th place all time in passing yards, passing John Elway.

Teddy Bridgewater set the "record" for wins by a Vikings rookie QB, at 3.

The Cards ended Demarco Murray's streak of 8 consecutive 100 yard games. Though anyone watching(or with Murray in fantasy) knows they could have easily hit 100 if they GAVE HIM THE FUCKING BALL.

The last time the Cards started a season at 7-1(1974) no player on their current roster was alive.

Brad Wing(Steelers punter) became the first Australian player to throw for points in an NFL game on that botched extra point attempt.

Last week the Pats scored 51 and the Steelers scored 51. This week the Pats scored 43 and the Steelers scored 43.

Every team in the AFC North is over .500 and 3 of 4 are 2+ games over.

The Ben has thrown for a hojillion yards the last two weeks, and still trails Andrew Luck by 11 yards before Luck has even taken a snap this week.

Justin Houston of the Chiefs is on pace for 24 sacks. I have no idea who the fuck Justin Houston is. Tied for second with Von Miller at 9 is someone named Everson Griffen. I have no idea who the fuck that is either.
Just like the media, leave the Dolphins out of everything. I hope you choke on a bag of dicks.
 

Loser Araysar

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yeah seriously

whats going on with Roethlisberger?

A week after passing for a franchise-record six touchdowns against Indianapolis, Roethlisberger duplicated the feat to lead Pittsburgh (6-3) to its third consecutive win. The 12 touchdown passes over the last two games broke the mark of 11 set by Tom Flores for Oakland in the AFL in 1963 and matched by New England's Tom Brady in 2007.
 

edko

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So did I miss a response to this or are all Ravens fans pussies? Just curious...
I was rerolless on vacation. I would have. Didn't even finish watching that debacle. Tomorrow I'll be in Owings Mills trying out at corner. Can't do much worse than what is out there right now.
 

Loser Araysar

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You think Kurt Warner ever gets dropped from the NFL network for being wrong about literally everything he says?
Did he say that Gronk is playing at Michael Jordan level?
 

Loser Araysar

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Speaking of the Bears, Martellus Bennett is also playing at Michael Jordan level and he has Cutler throwing to him.

Would you like to see the stats?