NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

Sutekh

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I'm a Dolphins fan, just have a soft spot for the Bills because I've been to so many of their games. But when it comes down to Bills v Dolphins, Fuck the Bills in the asshole with a spiked dragon dildo.
 

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Which is what they'll do on Thursday. Seriously, just put 8 in the box, shadow a safety over Watkins and make Orton lose the game for you.
 

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Man, fuck the Bills. They consistently kept Dan Marino from making much headway in the playoffs all through the prime of his career. The Bills goddamn dominated the AFC for the first half of the 90s
 

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Miami's record would be so much better if they could just generate a few more points per game. Kind of surprising with Philbin being the HC there. I bet in two years they take over that division, assuming the fans are patient enough to stick with him.
 

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Miami's record would be so much better if they could just generate a few more points per game. Kind of surprising with Philbin being the HC there. I bet in two years they take over that division, assuming the fans are patient enough to stick with him.
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9 sacks...what fucking brain dead neanderthal is keeping Newton in the game for this?
According to Riverboat, he left him in to "develop some rhythm" ...

... rhythm.

Apparently Cam's need for improved rhythm exceeds his need to not get pummeled ceaselessly.
 

Sutekh

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Miami's record would be so much better if they could just generate a few more points per game. Kind of surprising with Philbin being the HC there. I bet in two years they take over that division, assuming the fans are patient enough to stick with him.
It's not really surprising at all. Philbin had a superbowl quality team to score points with, now he's got a mediocre ass team with an overpaid stone handed receiver who's claim to fame can't be exploited because our 3rd year QB couldn't throw a deep ball to save his life, a running back who's out for the season after 1 game and two backups that are gigantic pussies that only actually started performing after their job was stolen by Knowshown. With that said if Philbin can produce a season over .500 he wont go anywhere, even if we do miss the playoffs.

Yeah I could also see the Dolphins winning the division in two years. Because Brady will have retired and Bellicheat wont want to play without him.
 

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Fair enough, but remember that one of NE's losses came from the Fins and that the Fins have had a pretty damn hard schedule to this point, compared to the Cheatriots (Denver and KC aside), having to face the Pats, Packers, Chargers, and Lions already. Not to say that the Pats win over Denver wasn't impressive, but I am far from convinced they are the class of the AFC down the stretch. Both teams are going to get tested the rest of the way, for sure.

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That's why I think two years. If Philbin can find fill a few holes in the roster that defense is more than capable of carrying the team. That will likely take a couple years to pull off, though.
 

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If Knowshown doesn't go down week two I feel like the Dolphins are already a playoff contender. Having to rely on people like Lamar Miller, Daniel Thomas (who was cut and then resigned after Moreno got hurt), Orleans Darkwa, and Damien Williams (who is actually doing well) to run the ball is basically forcing your team into being one dimensional. Not to mention if you give Lamar Miller or Daniel Thomas the ball 18+ times a game you're almost guaranteeing yourself a fumble. I doubt they resign Knowshown after this season sadly, he's old and was on a one year contract. Hopefully they pickup Ray Rice super cheap or something.

Miami's schedule is just going to get harder though, Buffalo thursday, Denver next sunday, ezjets, Ravens, Patriots in shitland. They'll be lucky to be 8-8 this year.
 

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Fair enough, but remember that one of NE's losses came from the Fins and that the Fins have had a pretty damn hard schedule to this point, compared to the Cheatriots (Denver and KC aside), having to face the Pats, Packers, Chargers, and Lions already. Not to say that the Pats win over Denver wasn't impressive, but I am far from convinced they are the class of the AFC down the stretch. Both teams are going to get tested the rest of the way, for sure.

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That's why I think two years. If Philbin can find fill a few holes in the roster that defense is more than capable of carrying the team. That will likely take a couple years to pull off, though.
The loss to Phins came early in the season when Pats looked lost, they quickly got a fire lit under their ass and raped anything that came their way. Brady wants to play for another 5-6 years. Its a valid point that he might not be playing for the Patriots though.
 

Sutekh

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The loss to Phins came early in the season when Pats looked lost, they quickly got a fire lit under their ass and raped anything that came their way. Brady wants to play for another 5-6 years. Its a valid point that he might not be playing for the Patriots though.
The pats lit up the Dolphins in the first half of that game, Miami came from 10 down and scored 23 unanswered points. That wasn't the schmuck Pats that almost lost to the Raiders/Jets.
 

Sutekh

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Those games weren't close? The Patriots ones were, sure, because they fucking suck.

lol Broncos, because doubling your opponents score or winning by 40 points = close game.