NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread
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I don't understand how someone can read those texts and not find it just vile, nevermind think it is totally Ok. Something is fucking wrong with some of you if you think that is acceptable shit.
Sutekh
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But bro, they're football players, that means the normal rules of society don't apply to them.
Unless you'reDarren Sharper.
Unless you'reDarren Sharper.
I'm sure normal locker rooms involve insults, hazing, and pranking. But anyone trying to suggest that laundry lists of texts, consisting primarily of "I'm gonna rape your family members" are normal, is really far off base in my opinion.
I talk like an old sea captain around my friends too. But we sure as shit dont single out one person in our group, and make endless remarks about their family.
That shit is fucked, and so is Incognito.
I talk like an old sea captain around my friends too. But we sure as shit dont single out one person in our group, and make endless remarks about their family.
That shit is fucked, and so is Incognito.
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You don't have to take sides on this. Martin can be a pussy. Incognito can be a douche. The league can be pussified. The locker room can be full of spoiled rotten humongous brats who are also 'grown men' and 'under the law'. And the Dolphins can still suck! It's win/win for all the rest of us I say.
BrutulTM
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Winning percentage of opponents for all teams in 2014:
Team - Opponent Winning Percentage in 2013
1. Oakland Raiders - .578
2. Denver Broncos - .570
3. St. Louis Rams - .564
4. San Diego Chargers - .563
4. San Francisco 49ers - .563
6. Seattle Seahawks - .561
7. Kansas City Chiefs - .559
8. Arizona Cardinals - .547
9. New York Jets - .520
10. New England Patriots - .516
11. Atlanta Falcons - .512
12. Miami Dolphins - .508
13. Green Bay Packers - .504
14. Buffalo Bills - .500
15. Chicago Bears - .496
16. Detroit Lions - .492
17. Washington Redskins - .490
18. Dallas Cowboys - .488
19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - .484
20. Philadelphia Eagles - .479
21. Minnesota Vikings - .477
22. Carolina Panthers - .473
23. Cincinnati Bengals - .469
23. New Orleans Saints - .469
23. Pittsburgh Steelers - .469
26. Cleveland Browns - .465
26. New York Giants - .465
28. Baltimore Ravens - .461
29. Jacksonville Jaguars - .453
30. Houston Texans - .441
31. Tennessee Titans - .438
32. Indianapolis Colts - .430
Looks like another great season for the Raiders!
Team - Opponent Winning Percentage in 2013
1. Oakland Raiders - .578
2. Denver Broncos - .570
3. St. Louis Rams - .564
4. San Diego Chargers - .563
4. San Francisco 49ers - .563
6. Seattle Seahawks - .561
7. Kansas City Chiefs - .559
8. Arizona Cardinals - .547
9. New York Jets - .520
10. New England Patriots - .516
11. Atlanta Falcons - .512
12. Miami Dolphins - .508
13. Green Bay Packers - .504
14. Buffalo Bills - .500
15. Chicago Bears - .496
16. Detroit Lions - .492
17. Washington Redskins - .490
18. Dallas Cowboys - .488
19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - .484
20. Philadelphia Eagles - .479
21. Minnesota Vikings - .477
22. Carolina Panthers - .473
23. Cincinnati Bengals - .469
23. New Orleans Saints - .469
23. Pittsburgh Steelers - .469
26. Cleveland Browns - .465
26. New York Giants - .465
28. Baltimore Ravens - .461
29. Jacksonville Jaguars - .453
30. Houston Texans - .441
31. Tennessee Titans - .438
32. Indianapolis Colts - .430
Looks like another great season for the Raiders!
Dont read too much into it. The top 8 spots all belong to teams in the AFC west and NFC west, simply because those divisions had multiple teams with good/great records and they each play eachother twice.
Actually that makes me think the Pats are in for a tough schedule next year, because the rest of the AFC east was dogshit last year and those 6 divisional games should drag that opp. win percentage way down. Which means the teams they play outside of their division must all have very good records.....shit
Gravy
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More of that Ted Well's report keeps being reported. I haven't read the report, I'm not sure if it's online, but who wants to read 144 pages of this shit?
I can't find the article again to link it, but basically the Line Coach bought all the boys blow up sex dolls. An unnamed player everyone thought was gay, got a male blow up sex doll. And after the shit with Martin came down, he texted Martin while Martin was AWOL, telling him to 'man up' and take the pressure off of Incognito. And not just one text, several of them.
Is this type of grabassery in every NFL locker room? <-- serious question
Gravel
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I like how the entire AFC South is bottom 4. Way to bring everyone down, Jaguars and Texans!
Go back and read the last few pages. The answer is: yes, no, and you're a faggot that knows nothing about sports or Charles Haley's penis.
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