NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

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Loser Araysar

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Do you think Goodell told texans to take 9 minutes to make a pick just to build up suspense?
 

Sterling

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I'm sure they were just waiting to see if anyone would last minute give them a Ricky Williams or RG3 type trade.
 

Wombat

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Guy on the Dave Dameshek podcast this week said the teams do it intentionally on their own, since the announcers aren't talking about any other team during those ten minutes, and like anyone else cares about the, say, Browns the rest of the year.

The first five minutes they probably are legitimately trying to get trade deals.
 

Loser Araysar

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Guy on the Dave Dameshek podcast this week said the teams do it intentionally on their own, since the announcers aren't talking about any other team during those ten minutes, and like anyone else cares about the, say, Browns the rest of the year.

The first five minutes they probably are legitimately trying to get trade deals.
Assholes.
 

PatrickStar

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Fuck going to out myself as an Aggie...hoping Manziel drops and its an Aaron Rodgers situation. I dont want him om the fucking Browns, Raiders, or Jax.
 

Foggy

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Rams would pick a player that is an unfinished product, bad in pass protection, and has no fundamentals. Going 8-8 requires effort.
 

Chanur

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I am just thankful the "I'm the man" song is no longer associated with that chump in San Francisco.
 

Wombat

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On one hand, I heavily expect the Raiders to trade down. On the other hand, McKenzie seems to legitimately worry for his job and needs a star, despite the terrible hand he was dealt with to start.