NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

Ambiturner

Ambiturner

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Q. And how many Super Bowls have you led the Patriots to during your career?
A. Four.
Q. Now, how many did you go to?
A. Six.
Q. I know you are focused on how many did you win?
A. Four.
Q. Okay. Has anybody won anymore?
A. Same, Montana
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I present Exhibit A:
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And most importantly Exhibit B:
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Tom Brady is a dirty, rotten, and shameless liar.
I rest my case.
 
Merrith

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Xevy_sl said:
You guys are obviously overlooking Peyton Manning who has been dead for weeks now and was still out there trying to sling some balls.
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This is true. I'm not quite sure if he ranks above Flacco's legendary heroics though. Playing the entire rest of the game on a torn ACL and leading his team to the game winning field goal is ballsy stuff.
 
Ambiturner

Ambiturner

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Manning did die around week 14 of last year yet still managed to will his way to the top of the league in interceptions. But then again Flacco had a gutsy missed field goal by the Rams to propel his team away from the #1 draft pick.

It's a real Sophie's choice.
 
Hoss

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Ambiturner_sl said:
Q. And how many Super Bowls have you led the Patriots to during your career?
A. Four.
Q. Now, how many did you go to?
A. Six.
Q. I know you are focused on how many did you win?
A. Four.
Q. Okay. Has anybody won anymore?
A. Same, Montana
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Is that really what he said? Flying Spaghetti Monster dammit, that is literally 10x worse than what manzel did. If the pats* have any integrity, they will bench him this week.
 
moontayle

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Can't even be mad though. Jerry ruined the back half of Aikman's career and nearly all of Romo's with his shitty GMing. Won't even get into the deadlands that took place between the two of them. It's finally starting to turn around thanks to his son taking a firmer hand in acquiring players but it might be too little too late, at least for Romo.
 
Famm

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Man I can't believe there's already going to be football again tomorrow! This is pretty exciting, right guys?

*checks matchups*

...so what time do we eat?
 
Alex

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Y'all then will begin to fear the AJ McCarron era. At least they would probably show his wife 5+ times per game.
 
Genjiro

Genjiro

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Seriously though, he said nothing...dumb feminazis got all mad he called a woman beautiful while every red blooded male in America got a boner and added Katherine Webb on their mental rolodex of fapworthy hotties.
 
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