NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

Cybsled

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Saw this crazy stat today:

Manning has only lost 1 game this year, Brady has lost 4. When the Broncos played the Pats, Brady lost.

Now this doesn't mean the Broncos will win, but it does mean the Patriots will lose.
Manning also sat half the season because he was shitting all over the field.
 

Daezuel

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If I had a dollar for every serious response Ambiturner gets to one of his posts I could pay for the Rams relocation fee.
 

zzeris

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I really like Ambi's posts in this thread. His crazy stat post was an almost carbon copy of Lenardo's with a satirical spin. Ambi gets my vote for best Redskins fan on this site. That's at least worth something(maybe even a tuconet eventually).

Edit- also, that Onion piece about Darth Bill is hilarious. I'm sure it's up on facebook everywhere right now as a factual article.
 

Chanur

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I sent it to all the Patriots and football fans I know.

Was working with some German and Danish colleges this week and they were both pretty excited to get the playoffs this year.
 

zombiewizardhawk

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I really like Ambi's posts in this thread. His crazy stat post was an almost carbon copy of Lenardo's with a satirical spin. Ambi gets my vote for best Redskins fan on this site. That's at least worth something(maybe even a tuconet eventually).

Edit- also, that Onion piece about Darth Bill is hilarious. I'm sure it's up on facebook everywhere right now as a factual article.
Isn't ambi a cowboys fan?
 

Jozu

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Ambi such a blatant troll wow, lol.

Patriots can pass on that Denver defense, their problem will be stopping the run. If Denver backs can do what they did last week the Patriots defense gonna struggle to get off the field. I have to give credit to Malcom Butler, he had a lot on his shoulders this year with Revis leaving and high expectations, but he has handled it pretty well, proving himself to be a top 10 CB in the league.

Manning is also capable of turning the ball over multiple times.
 

Daezuel

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Cardsvs Panthers
Patsvs Broncos
Thank gawd we've got Azeth*'s picks. I was stahtin to worry he'd pick the Broncos!

You guys know the only team that could have beaten the Pats* are those gahbidge Giants with that fuckstick QB that was born with a horse shoe up his ass.

The *Patriots are going to destroy that other Mannings legacy, you know the one with the big freakin forehead, that guy that's been juicin harder than Barry Bonds. I just wish the 85 Bears could be in these playoffs so the *Pats could destroy their legacy too.

Go *Pats!!!