NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

Convo

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I almost feel bad turning this thread upside down but then I remind myself of all the Dallas fans in here.
 

Convo

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Pussy, which is why you dodged your own fucking bet. You're like Mitch McConnell vetoing his own bill. Post #2341 and #2342 I bet you sound like McConnell as well.
10-6* if Romo plays. Let's do it man. We can figure something out. I'll take 8-8* if Sam plays
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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10-6* if Romo plays. Let's do it man. We can figure something out. I'll take 8-8* if Sam plays
who's dodging who!? You've been talking a lot of shit, figured you'd jump on a bet!

Hey, If Sam is our starter week 1, we go 8-8. Will you take that bet?
Sure, permanent bet...forever no matter what iteration this website happens to evolve to be called. Eagles have to reach 8-8 or better or you are no longer able to post on this website or any future iterations of this community and if they do reach 8-8 or better I am no longer able to post on this website or any future iterations of this website. If you accept request a mod to confirm the bet.
Keep digging
 

Convo

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I said started week 1. I didn't elaborate bc I just assumed by now you realize I attach 8-8 to Sam bc I said a million times without him we win maybe 4 games. I can't help if you came to your own conclusion about how the bet should be structured and I should just accept bc you say so. Then you make a perm bet which indicates you're unsure about the whole thing so you hope by doubling up I bail. But instead I said sure, as long as Sam starts those 16 games which I then moved to 13 games. But you won't accept bc deep down you're not confident you'll win.
 

Daezuel

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This thread now has (hey also why doesnt my start time on the video work? I know I've asked this before huh...)

 

Burnem Wizfyre

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I said started week 1. I didn't elaborate bc I just assumed by now you realize I attach 8-8 to Sam bc I said a million times without him we win maybe 4 games. I can't help if you came to your own conclusion about how the bet should be structured and I should just accept bc you say so.
You structured the fucking bet, I added the penalty, you claiming assumptions is all on you...you made an assumption not me. You ran from your own bet like the delusional fuck you are. Accept your bet or fuck off, I'm done with you for real this time.
 

Ambiturner

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How about a straight up ban bet on who has better record between Cowboys and Eagles, regardless of qb?

Pussy.
 

Convo

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You structured the fucking bet, I added the penalty, you claiming assumptions is all on you...you made an assumption not me. You ran from your own bet like the delusional fuck you are. Accept your bet or fuck off, I'm done with you for real this time.
Why are you done with me? Don't be like that baby? for someone who shits on Bradford, you sure are worried about what he's capable of if he plays a full season.
 

Convo

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All bets are off the table. You Dallas fans have no balls! You always want the leverage!
 

Convo

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I'm down if he is, though I'm sure he will find a way to implement a caveat that voids the bet. Either way I'm tired of feeding the cowardly troll.
I made my bet demands. I'm not going to keep accommodating you guys with the better odds. How about we bet Dallas doesn't win the division?

It's cool that you add outs to all your predictions but won't allow them in bets. I like that.
 

Convo

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Ok. Moving on from Dallas Pussies. Only person I'll be betting is Jooka. Even tho he vanished when I told him I'd make it if Bradford was starter week 1.
 

Ambiturner

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So Convo believes:

Dallas
49ers
Patriots without Tom Brady

are all better than the Eagles. Guess all you have to do is try and bet him and he'll run away with his tail between his legs.
 

Convo

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Want to bet Am? You said Dallas would go 16-0. I'll take that bet. If they go 16-0 I'll get perm ban, if they don't, you'll get perm ban.
 

Ambiturner

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Just bet me Philly vs Dal. Bradford might not play all 16 games just like Romo.

Grow some balls or just admit Dallas > Philly
 

Convo

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Just bet me Philly vs Dal. Bradford might not play all 16 games just like Romo.

Grow some balls or just admit Dallas > Philly
Ok. 1 month ban. Philly has a better season than Dallas. I'll admit the odds are in your favor and that's why you want this bet so I'll atleast limit the ban to a month.
 

zzeris

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I prefer avatar bets especially since a month isn't nearly long enough. Can we have a avatar bet where Convo's avatar is Brad McQuaid licking on Chip's balls or something?
 

Convo

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I prefer avatar bets especially since a month isn't nearly long enough. Can we have a avatar bet where Convo's avatar is Brad McQuaid licking on Chip's balls or something?
I'm up for that. Based on your idea, Humor me for a second and you'll see where this bet is going. Yes or no question.

Do you remember your first blow job?