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Burnem Wizfyre

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Let's get the cowboy fans on record. Who is thinking Dak is the next Russel Wilson going into the season? Or just your prediction on him. What is your prediction for the Cowboys this season?

Looking at it objectively I'd say Dak > Wilson/Brady/Rodgers but still half a step below Romo

Cowboys go 19-0

First shaky knee fan to report in.

My prediction for Dak is for him to have more production on the field than the entire Eagles 2016 draft class.

So basically you guys are all noise and none of you actually have much confidence in the shit you spew on here. Not that it wasn't already obvious. Deflections and hyperbole every step of the way.

Where is that wuss @Hoss at? Let's hear what he has to say. My guess is it's more of the same.

What's hyperbolic about Dak having more production on the field than the entire Eagles draft class of 2016?

Shit makes me giggle.
 
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Ambiturner

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Convo bro, I'll always remember the Cutlers bro. See you in a year.

I love that he can still Cutler everyone. It just let's everyone know he's still reading the thread and having his little meltdowns, but can't shit up the thread anymore.

Win/win for everyone.
 
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Uber Uberest

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I love that he can still Cutler everyone. It just let's everyone know he's still reading the thread and having his little meltdowns, but can't shit up the thread anymore.

Win/win for everyone.

I prefer the idea of him watching an Eagles game unable to concentrate because he can only imagine what we are saying. It'll drive him insane, like a splinter in his brain.
 
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moontayle

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Moving on from the Convo Schadenfreude...

Yet another test for Dak on Thursday. One of the better pass defenses in the league. I hope Linehan has something in mind to get Zeke going better than the last two games. One thing I didn't see last week was a Lucky Whitehead jet sweep and not nearly enough work to get Zeke out to the edges, he had very little room to run inside.

The bend, don't break defensive approach might not work so well here either. The one way the Vikings can score is by dink and dunk down the field. Gotta get off the field on 3rd down cause the offense might take a bit to get sledding.
 
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Ambiturner

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Moving on from the Convo Schadenfreude...

Yet another test for Dak on Thursday. One of the better pass defenses in the league. I hope Linehan has something in mind to get Zeke going better than the last two games. One thing I didn't see last week was a Lucky Whitehead jet sweep and not nearly enough work to get Zeke out to the edges, he had very little room to run inside.

The bend, don't break defensive approach might not work so well here either. The one way the Vikings can score is by dink and dunk down the field. Gotta get off the field on 3rd down cause the offense might take a bit to get sledding.

Wasn't the first play of the game a sweep to Whitehead? I think there were also a couple times where they had him in and he ran like he was doing a sweep as a decoy. I do agree with getting Zeke to the outside more. They ran all over Washington through the middle that first drive and it seems that got into their head and made them feel it was working long after it wasn't.

I just don't think Vikings can put up enough points to win. They're dead last in rushing and tied for 24th in passing. I see Dallas dominating time of possession and rolling through them more as the game goes on.
 
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Burnem Wizfyre

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Minnesota is currently trying to set the nfl record in rushing futility and Dallas is 3rd against the run. I don't see them being able to keep up, Church back will help hopefully Claiborne is back for the playoffs.
 
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moontayle

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Minnesota is currently trying to set the nfl record in rushing futility and Dallas is 3rd against the run. I don't see them being able to keep up, Church back will help hopefully Claiborne is back for the playoffs.
You know, as bad as they've been gashed lately in the air, I have to hand it to the front 7 of Dallas, they're forcing teams into doing that with how well they've played against the run. There's been talk about how they've seen less runs than any other team to date as teams abandon it late in the game for obvious reasons, and are actually pretty bad if you look at ypc allowed or whatnot (4.1). But no team has had a 100 yard rusher against them, they held one of the best backs in the league in LeVeon Bell to 57 yards, and contained Kelley very well after he gashed GB and even put up almost 100 on Minnesota. Through 11 games they've allowed 900 yards on the ground. That is damned impressive. Now if they could just get to the QB and generate a TO or two in the games, that would be just perfect.
 
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Merrith

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We should make a sub forum in here called Behind the Line of Scrimmage where he can post.
 
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Merrith

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Moon I'd say we could have run the ball more...but there wasn't as much of a point because we didn't need play action to continually get chunks of 20+ through the air against your banged up secondary. What's the word on getting guys back btw?

It would be nice if you can beat the Vikings and Tampa in the next 3 weeks. Wouldn't mind you beating the Giants, either.
 
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Merrith

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I better stop talking shit about the Eagles, we have to play them in 2 weeks. Feel like if we beat Arizona and Philly next two weeks (both on the road though) it'll basically kill any shot both of them have at wild card.
 
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Kaines

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So if we get rid of the Chargers fans, would this thread be entirely populated by fans of teams that have actually won a Super Bowl or am I missing someone?
 
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So if we get rid of the Chargers fans, would this thread be entirely populated by fans of teams that have actually won a Super Bowl or am I missing someone?
You could then have the circle jerk you always dreamed of.
 
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