NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

Jozu · Dec 17, 2017

I literally predicted the 49ers game outcome.

Our lord and Savior Garoppogoat remains undefeated. There is no way they franchise him now, he is getting paid.

He has went for 1000 yards in his last 3 games, winning all 3. There is no way this shit is a fluke. He has also shown incredible poise under pressure, winning close games. All of the field goals are not good, but eventually he will learn how to find the endzone more consistently with the help of Shanahan.

Brahma · Dec 17, 2017

PatrickStar said:
1. Seattle, your window has closed (unless you have an incredible out of nowhere off-eason overhaul)
Take your 1st get a lineman. Take your 2nd and third, move up. Get a lineman. Off season, sign the best available lineman.
2. Jimmy G, you're going to be really rich soon
Too bad it won't be with NE.
3. Titans, don't worry your family can make plans for week of divisional playoffs since you won' be playing
This team is all over the place
4. I think Bags are legit
Nope. Not buying it yet.
5. GD man why can't Pitt beat NE
Easy...Tomlin will never adjust. He's stupid like that. He says my talent will beat yours, and that's that.

Cybsled · Dec 17, 2017

Jozu said:
I literally predicted the 49ers game outcome.

Our lord and Savior Garoppogoat remains undefeated. There is no way they franchise him now, he is getting paid.

He has went for 1000 yards in his last 3 games, winning all 3. There is no way this shit is a fluke. He has also shown incredible poise under pressure, winning close games. All of the field goals are not good, but eventually he will learn how to find the endzone more consistently with the help of Shanahan.

Confirms why Pats waited so long to trade him. When they realized Brady wasn't going to fall off a cliff and Jimmy wasn't going to agree to a team friendly deal, they had to snag something. Lucky for him they decided to trade him somewhere he could succeed...instead of the Browns lol

Brahma · Dec 17, 2017

Cybsled said:
Confirms why Pats waited so long to trade him. When they realized Brady wasn't going to fall off a cliff and Jimmy wasn't going to agree to a team friendly deal, they had to snag something. Lucky for him they decided to trade him somewhere he could succeed...instead of the Browns lol

Not sure why they did that. He should be buried in Cleveland, and the Pats with 2 1st rounders!

Brahma · Dec 17, 2017

I looked at that replay on that catch a few times. His knee was down, when no one touches him. So forget that part. The ball was not secure (spinning/juggling in his hands) in his hands before he hits the ground and crosses the plane. The ball also was not secure (still spinning/juggling)when the ball hits the ground. Not a catch. In super fuckin slow motion. But not a catch.

Daezuel · Dec 17, 2017

I'm shocked a Patriots fan came to that conclusion.

Brahma · Dec 17, 2017

Daezuel said:
I'm shocked a Patriots fan came to that conclusion.

Wingz · Dec 17, 2017

Jozu · Dec 17, 2017

That wasnt a catch. Even if the ball crossed the plane he still has to maintain the ball when he goes to the ground or its not a reception, he wasnt a runner at that point.

Junky · Dec 17, 2017

Damn the D sucking on Garp is crazy...u realize he's screwing u out of a better pick?

Gavinmad · Dec 17, 2017

As someone who will never stop despising the Patriots*, that's clearly not a catch. The problem is that the rules are fucking stupid, and it SHOULD be a TD.

Genjiro · Dec 17, 2017

On the same day some guys ass is considered down and its a touchdown, that play gets overturned. Nobody knows what the fuck a catch is anymore. If it hits the pylon, well its definitely a touchdown even if its fumbled and no process blahblah part of the catch, because well....who the fuck knows why.

Oh and.....Patriots at the end of the game: 2 penalties for 4 yards?? Mmkay. Couldn't count the number of times they were allowed to hold all goddamn day for Brady.

Jozu · Dec 17, 2017

What the fuck are you talking about? If he went in there and stunk it up how does that help the team? A 2nd overall pick instead of the 5th isnt that big of a deal. I think its more important for the team to build confidence and gain winning experience. Not only that but I dont see how them wasting a 2nd round pick on him just to use a high 1st round pick on an unproven rookie makes sense?

They will still have a ton of draft capital regardless of what happens. Once they got Garoppogoat it changed the trajectory of the entire franchise. They no longer were just tanking for the highest possible pick, they were audtioning for the next season as far as the QB position went.

Given what we have seen Garoppogoat is most definitely worth a 2nd round pick.

And he is doing this shit with the SAME fucking roster as Hoyer and Beathard had. Imagine if the guy actually had weapons? He has George Kittle, Garret Celek, and Marquise Goodwin.....yet he is still passing for 300 yards a game (almost 400 today). If they build through the draft next year they will be even more effective on offense and can easily win 7-9 games.

Brahma · Dec 17, 2017

Daezuel said:
I'm shocked a Patriots fan came to that conclusion.

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Genjiro said:
On the same day some guys ass is considered down and its a touchdown, that play gets overturned. Nobody knows what the fuck a catch is anymore. If it hits the pylon, well its definitely a touchdown even if its fumbled and no process blahblah part of the catch, because well....who the fuck knows why.

Oh and.....Patriots at the end of the game: 2 penalties for 4 yards?? Mmkay. Couldn't count the number of times they were allowed to hold all goddamn day for Brady.

LOL. You are going with the holding angle of all things?

Uber Uberest · Dec 17, 2017

Good to see the Steelers honks blaming the officials, thought it was going to be the old injuries blame game. Never change.

Urlithani · Dec 17, 2017

Brahma said:
Not sure why they did that. He should be buried in Cleveland, and the Pats with 2 1st rounders!

Belichick wasn't going to trade a QB he thought was legit to another AFC team.

Genjiro · Dec 17, 2017

Oh for fucks sake Uber, nobody could EVER whine about injuries as much as you faggots the year Brady got his acl torn.

Luckily, most Pats fans disappear faster than video evidence from the NFL's locked safes when you guys have a down year.

Brahma · Dec 17, 2017

Genjiro said:
Oh for fucks sake Uber, nobody could EVER whine about injuries as much as you faggots the year Brady got his acl torn.

Luckily, most Pats fans disappear faster than video evidence from the NFL's locked safes when you guys have a down year.

That's where you are wrong.

We don't have down years...

zzeris · Dec 17, 2017

Pittsburgh every time they play the Pats...

Jozu · Dec 17, 2017

Russel Wilson gonna be beating women and carrying guns in a few years as the CTE starts to really set in.

Imagine if he wasn't mobile? He would literally be dead.

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