NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

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The Pats dynasty is over.
 
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Pats o was not great, play calls on fourth down were retarded. but I am trying to understand how the d is so suit that they gave up what could have been 50 when the offense didn't turn it over. that is the type of score you see with a fumble and 3 Brady ints... but he really didn't play awful the d was just that horrendous.
 
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That had to be the best game of Alex Smith's career. Could he have somehow learned to throw deep in his 12th season?

Pats d was dogshit in the 2nd half and Brady really looked like he was just trying to get off the field without getting hurt on the last couple possessions. Apparently he knows Peyton Manning's trick of just dropping to the ground as soon as you get touched to avoid taking hits.

Anyway that was a fun game to start the season and I'm glad we won't have to hear about a perfect season for even one week. Of course only an idiot would count the Pats out this early.
 
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This is the first year where I am just sitting around waiting for Father Time to slip out of the shadows and shank Brady when he's doing something simple like getting out of his car. If Brady can't beat Father Time with super diets and demonic energy fueled by child sacrifice, nobody ever will.
 
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So I think my RB tandem in my big money league of Hunt and Shady McCoy is pretty solid. And if Eifert can stay healthy my TE tandem of him and Olsen looks pretty dominant as well. Please stay healthy everyone.
 
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Urlithani said:
This is the first year where I am just sitting around waiting for Father Time to slip out of the shadows and shank Brady when he's doing something simple like getting out of his car. If Brady can't beat Father Time with super diets and demonic energy fueled by child sacrifice, nobody ever will.
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Seemed to happen to Manning that way. Went from leading the highest scoring offense in NFL history, to noodle arm.
 
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Urlithani said:
This is the first year where I am just sitting around waiting for Father Time to slip out of the shadows and shank Brady when he's doing something simple like getting out of his car. If Brady can't beat Father Time with super diets and demonic energy fueled by child sacrifice, nobody ever will.
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Can't believe people really bought into the idea that Brady was going to be the first person to beat old age because of raw eggs and protein shakes.
 
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So many people said this same shit when the chiefs killed them 42-14 a few years back. What an overreactive culture.

Let's give it a month or two.
 
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DickTrickle said:
So many people said this same shit when the chiefs killed them 42-14 a few years back. What an overreactive culture.

Let's give it a month or two.
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Was just going to post the same thing. Now Belechick is going into mad scientist/we are on to next week mode and they will promptly go on to destroy the next few weeks.

Defense looked lost. Great result all in all, faggot Pats fans can shut the fuck up for a while. They won their last 2 titles by the skin of their teeth and needed to be humbled. Glad it was my boy Alex Smith who did them in. Where the fuck was this in San Francisco? (The vertical game)

I also started Hunt in fantasy and still have David Johnson to go lol.
 
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DickTrickle said:
So many people said this same shit when the chiefs killed them 42-14 a few years back. What an overreactive culture.

Let's give it a month or two.
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F that. Why give them a chance to get good again when we can rub it now?

But seriously, Brady's either going to become shitty soon or retire. The idea that our great grandchilden will be watching him win Super Bowls is ridiculous.
 
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But let's not go overboard. This might be more of a nod to the Chiefs and how good they can be this year rather than an indictment of the Patriots.

Brady will play until 2019 and retire at 43.
 
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Game looked to be over in the first, glad it turned out much better.

I assume NE will easily make the playoffs, so not a big deal to lose the opener.

Prefer the old sideline replay booth, the on-field strapon-chest-screen looked gay as fuck.

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I was chuckling watching Gilmore giving up long touchdowns like he did all last year. Thanks for taking him off our hands Pats.
 
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Anyone who drafted Hunt and DIDNT start him shouldnt be playing fantasy.

Ware got hurt, Reid has the most success running the ball in the NFL, and he was a monster at Toledo. NE wasnnt great at stopping pass catching RBs last year. The writing was on the wall. No one expected THIS though.
 
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