NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

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Injuries on the 49ers are just unreal. If we don't beat the Giants next week we could be looking at 0-16 for real.

Nice to see Reuben Foster make it through a full game. He is starting to look like he's made of glass but I hope that's not the case because he's exciting to watch. Pretty good game for Eric Reid as well.

CJ Beathard was a god damned hero in this game. I hope he can stay alive at least until the bye. The o-line was a total disaster in the first half but actually managed to protect a little in the second. Trent Brown seemed almost competent at left tackle which is a good sign for him. Can't wait until Staley gets back though. Goodwin continues to be frustrating. Fast as fuck but drops half the passes that come his way. I did appreciate the effort when he ran down Patrick Peterson after the the Kyle Juszczyk fumble to save a touchdown though. Great game for Carlos Hyde as well and getting ejected for defending his QB is totally forgivable.

If Tartt and Juszczyk are out long term that really hurts.
 
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Miami lineman picks up a fumble and tries to be a hero and gets the ball popped back out. I feel like the only play there is to just fall on it.
 
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Bengals were just garbage today. I didn't except to do much against the Jacksonville defense, but fuck. That was just a pitiful offensive performance. And what AJ did? I don't know. Think Marvin is truly losing the locker room.
 
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Not sure how you have a hit on a defenseless player when he’s holding the helmet of the guy hitting him by the fucking face mask.
 
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BrutulTM said:
Injuries on the 49ers are just unreal. If we don't beat the Giants next week we could be looking at 0-16 for real.

Nice to see Reuben Foster make it through a full game. He is starting to look like he's made of glass but I hope that's not the case because he's exciting to watch. Pretty good game for Eric Reid as well.

CJ Beathard was a god damned hero in this game. I hope he can stay alive at least until the bye. The o-line was a total disaster in the first half but actually managed to protect a little in the second. Trent Brown seemed almost competent at left tackle which is a good sign for him. Can't wait until Staley gets back though. Goodwin continues to be frustrating. Fast as fuck but drops half the passes that come his way. I did appreciate the effort when he ran down Patrick Peterson after the the Kyle Juszczyk fumble to save a touchdown though. Great game for Carlos Hyde as well and getting ejected for defending his QB is totally forgivable.

If Tartt and Juszczyk are out long term that really hurts.
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Tartt broke his arm also, and is going to IR. 49ers are fucked
 
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Penalties aside Miami can't seem to do themselves any favors on offense. Defense is alright but just wears down. Haven't had a linebacker that can pass cover worth a damn for years.

There's 3 goddamn 1st round picks on Miami's offensive line and the line can't block worth a shit. Also, holy fucking shit I will be triggered if I ever see a run play called on some dumb shit like 3rd and 11 or 2nd and 25.

OH HEY THIS WAS JUST A PREVIEW. YOU GET TO WATCH THIS MIAMI TEAM NEXT MONDAY NIGHT IN CAROLINA GRATS EVERYBODY!
 
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BrutulTM said:
Injuries on the 49ers are just unreal. If we don't beat the Giants next week we could be looking at 0-16 for real.

Nice to see Reuben Foster make it through a full game. He is starting to look like he's made of glass but I hope that's not the case because he's exciting to watch. Pretty good game for Eric Reid as well.

CJ Beathard was a god damned hero in this game. I hope he can stay alive at least until the bye. The o-line was a total disaster in the first half but actually managed to protect a little in the second. Trent Brown seemed almost competent at left tackle which is a good sign for him. Can't wait until Staley gets back though. Goodwin continues to be frustrating. Fast as fuck but drops half the passes that come his way. I did appreciate the effort when he ran down Patrick Peterson after the the Kyle Juszczyk fumble to save a touchdown though. Great game for Carlos Hyde as well and getting ejected for defending his QB is totally forgivable.

If Tartt and Juszczyk are out long term that really hurts.
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I'd feel for your injuries, but then I remembered Jay Gruden couldn't even remember the names of all the guys that played O line for us today.

Also fuck Beathard for stealing TD's from Carlos Hyde. I may have Hyde in fantasy.
 
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edit: fucking @Sutekh isn't here to represent Miami, and Daezuel Daezuel is a fan of a good team now, so I guess I have to fill in with helpless, mild autistic rage about how my NFL team sucks! I'll see you guys next week for MNF! At least Miami @ Carolina will be entertaining because Adam Gase will call a run play on 2nd and 20, and Cam Newton can always be counted on to do something dumb, like not sliding and still asking for a flag, and dressing stupid.
 
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What a fucking game to go to. Love any time the Rams can hang a 50 burger on someone. Surprised to see there were a lot of Rams fans in attendance, and actually got to tailgate a few spaces away from Hekker's parents. They were really cool and talked to all the groups of tailgating Rams fans. There was one Giants fan that was very sour and I thought we may end up getting into it.
 
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The 49ers are so bad it might ruin Garrapollo's career trajectory.
 
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Merrith

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Gankak bringing the salt. Dilly Dilly to Blair Walsh bud, he was the real MVP.
 
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49ers are not bad, your team just started a shit rookie QB on a kneejerk overreaction and has had a metric fuckton of injuries.

I honestly think Shanahan is intentionally tanking this season for draft picks.
 
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Merrith

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Evans suspended 1 game...though with Winston sitting out at least 2 weeks to rest his shoulder and the Bucs season going down the drain, probably doesn't mean shit except to fantasy owners.
 
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Evans suspended 1 game...though with Winston sitting out at least 2 weeks to rest his shoulder and the Bucs season going down the drain, probably doesn't mean shit except to fantasy owners.
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I think Winston should have also been suspended a game, because he basically instigated it by talking to Lattimore from the sidelines when hes not even in the game.

Really disappointed with my team this year. My gut tells me that the org will likely need to do another coaching change, and maybe also replace the GM. It really sucks because I think we have the talent on offense, but the scheme our coaches run sucks. We also need more players on defense, but honestly thought the Bucs would be competitive this year, and maybe getting a wildcard spot. Looks like we might be bottom dwellers for another few years sadly.
 
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How in the hell did AJ Green escape a suspension...he fucking went ham on that guy. Mike Evans just delivered a garden variety cheap shot.
 
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Merrith

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I think Winston should have also been suspended a game, because he basically instigated it by talking to Lattimore from the sidelines when hes not even in the game.

Really disappointed with my team this year. My gut tells me that the org will likely need to do another coaching change, and maybe also replace the GM. It really sucks because I think we have the talent on offense, but the scheme our coaches run sucks. We also need more players on defense, but honestly thought the Bucs would be competitive this year, and maybe getting a wildcard spot. Looks like we might be bottom dwellers for another few years sadly.
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Firing Lovie Smith not looking so hot right now.
 
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