Gavinmad
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NFL 2019 Season: It's Tricky!
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Sterling
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It's honestly even dumber than the whole 49ers having a historic defense thing. Although in fairness, Miami only has ~ 50 dudes on their 53 man roster that would start for Alabama so I can see why he'd think that.
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Jozu
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I was kind of joking, I even admitted it was not gonna happen, only that IF it ever did, the chance would be this Dolphins team.
It's too early to decide whether or not the 49ers defense is historically good. But their yards per passing play splits are the best in NFL history through 6 games.
They are great against the pass but also stout against the run, allowing only one rushing TD all year, and it was to a WR on a sweep.
The schedule gets tougher from here on out but the 49ers defense is going to be tough to beat for any team.
Bosa is the best defensive player in the league per snap according to PFF, which is incredible. He is causing a QB pressure 1 in every 4 snaps he is involved in. People arent giving this team enough credit imo.
Edit: and lol my original statement was college football is trash.
It's too early to decide whether or not the 49ers defense is historically good. But their yards per passing play splits are the best in NFL history through 6 games.
They are great against the pass but also stout against the run, allowing only one rushing TD all year, and it was to a WR on a sweep.
The schedule gets tougher from here on out but the 49ers defense is going to be tough to beat for any team.
Bosa is the best defensive player in the league per snap according to PFF, which is incredible. He is causing a QB pressure 1 in every 4 snaps he is involved in. People arent giving this team enough credit imo.
Edit: and lol my original statement was college football is trash.
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rdr^2
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Merrith
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Ironically, the Dolphins actually have much better receivers than the ones Kaepernick threw to his last year in San Fran.
Chanur
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Merrith
Golden Baronet of the Realm
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Nah, ya didn't. His numbers with those bums that year were actually fairly good, and for the analytics people those receivers posted some of the worst stats on catchable throws that a group of receivers had. Gabbert bolted out of there just like he did after that season. It's actually a testament to Lynch and Shanahan how they've been able to draft and build that team up since then (although when you're getting steals like Kittle in Round 5, it helps).
Sterling
El Presidente
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Nobody is going to sign him at this point. Dude's been out of the league way too long.
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Merrith
Golden Baronet of the Realm
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Hosix
All labs matter!
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Sterling
El Presidente
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Could sign Boomer Esiason while you're at it. That has to be an upgrade at this point too right?
Merrith
Golden Baronet of the Realm
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Bubbles
2022 Asshat Award Winner
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I remember reading about him breaking into a house to steal meds and he had to do some time for that. He should be out by now
Merrith
Golden Baronet of the Realm
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Eh, 49ers/Panthers is pretty good and Packers/Chiefs with no Mahomes is interesting to see what happens