NFL 2019 Season: It's Tricky!

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jooka

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"Everytime you saw him get slobber knocked off his rocker"


summed it up pretty well.
 

zzeris

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oh man, Texans got seriously ass raped.

They are the lesson for owners for the next two decades. If you get rid of your GM, you better hire one before the retard coach destroys the team to keep his job. I can't think of a worst ass pounding since Minny gave up the bank to Jimmy J for a RB in the 90s? Seattle pounded them with a 18' dildo, stopped for a bit just to find where they were storing the 20' one, and started back until the 12th man couldn't even watch any more.

Edit- these weird moves for RBs really makes Zeke's case for him. When there are several top teams in the market for a 31 yr old washing up RB, isn't Zeke worth a whole lot more to the Cowboys?
 
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jooka

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Kinda wonder how much impact Jack Easterby has been on these decisions for the Texans.
 

Merrith

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He's a 31 YO RB coming off his worst year...Dumb ass move.

$3M guaranteed...not "nothing", but still every chance he's mainly insurance behind/with Damien Williams still as the lead back. They're very young/thin behind him and he doesn't exactly have a long track record of heavy workload in his career.
 
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Chanur

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Yeah there is a canyon between 3m per yr and 3-4 YPC AND 16-18M at 4.7YPC.
 

Erronius

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He's a 31 YO RB coming off his worst year...Dumb ass move.
I mean, it's like Potential Outcome vs Probable Outcome.

I'm really just a casual fan and I tend to hope for the best. We'll see, I guess.
 

Hoss

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oh man, Texans got seriously ass raped.

WTF, this sounds as bad when they paid the browns to take their QB. Maybe worse because clowney is actually good.

It's like the texans are looking to get into a herchel walker / ricky williams type lopsided trade and don't care if they're on the short end of the stick.
 
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Cybsled

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Colts giving Jacoby Brisset 2 year 30mil extension. Good for him, not bad to go from Patriots #3 to Colts #1 lol
 

1987

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Colts giving Jacoby Brisset 2 year 30mil extension. Good for him, not bad to go from Patriots #3 to Colts #1 lol
Only took a a garappoli injury and a luck retirement for his shot. Luckiest backup alive. Other than brady getting hos shot afyer mo lewis ruined bledsoes lungs. #thankyoumo
 

Lenardo

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He is on the ir designated to return :)

so week 8 ish maybe on return.

harry did look good preseason though. cut those numbers to a third and i think that is where he will end up at a minimum...
again this all depends on how the REST of the receivers/backs/the o line are doing.

so 30 catches for 333 yards...hmm that seems low only 11yds per catch,,, make that 30 for 450 yards and 4td's
 
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Nester

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Edit- these weird moves for RBs really makes Zeke's case for him. When there are several top teams in the market for a 31 yr old washing up RB, isn't Zeke worth a whole lot more to the Cowboys?

No the opposite.

Shady was to make $9mm in Buf this year, but they did not need him with solid RB depth and a great rookie coming in. They could not trade him due to his high contract value. He had Zero trade value at $9mm. Could not move him last year at the deadline, could not move him in the off season.

No Top team would have paid him what his contract was, they only took him at a 2/3 discount at $3mm.
 
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