NFL 2019 Season: It's Tricky!

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My favorite part of the giants / Cowboys game:

At the end when the giants backup came in. The announcers went out of their way to tell us how eli wasn't going to throw a bitch fit this time, and how he likes Daniel Jones and how he wants to hand the ball over to him. Also, how good it must feel for the giants to know that your next franchise QB is already on the roster along with a franchise RB in Saquan. And then, what was it the 3rd play he fumbles? And the announcers say, "Yeah he had that problem in college and the pre-season too"
 
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Hoss said:
Is Kyler Murray a legit midget? I'm sure he looks shorter than he is next to those NFL monsters, but when he ran or threw he looked like he had almost midget like proportions.
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He looks like a little kid. He can zing it for sure but he is going to get crushed by some DL at some point.
 
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Fight

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Hoss said:
My favorite part of the giants / Cowboys game:

At the end when the giants backup came in. The announcers went out of their way to tell us how eli wasn't going to throw a bitch fit this time, and how he likes Daniel Jones and how he wants to hand the ball over to him. Also, how good it must feel for the giants to know that your next franchise QB is already on the roster along with a franchise RB in Saquan. And then, what was it the 3rd play he fumbles? And the announcers say, "Yeah he had that problem in college and the pre-season too"
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Troy Aikman and Joe Buck are a pretty mind numbing combo most of the time. It was pretty funny how they were giving the keys to the franchise to Daniel Jones right as he was giving the ball to the Cowboys. Classic.
 
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His listed height is way fucking off, I met him a few years ago at the Big 12 baseball tournament and he was easily 3-4 inches shorter than I am (6')
 
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He is listed at 5'10". I guess they let him keep his shoes on and measured him at the top of his afro. He looks like a little kid running around out there.
 
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He is probably 5'9.

Lamar Jackson has a huge fucking arm. He was dynamite at Louisville, he is also 7-1 is a starter in the NFL.
 
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Fight said:
Troy Aikman and Joe Buck are a pretty mind numbing combo most of the time. It was pretty funny how they were giving the keys to the franchise to Daniel Jones right as he was giving the ball to the Cowboys. Classic.
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The funniest part of the game is when the the Perfect QB rating stat is brought up and Aikman has to be corrected by Joe Buck of all people. lol
 
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Araxen said:
The funniest part of the game is when the the Perfect QB rating stat is brought up and Aikman has to be corrected by Joe Buck of all people. lol
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Not crazy about Aikman as an announcer, but that was clearly a joke
 
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Hoss said:
My favorite part of the giants / Cowboys game:

At the end when the giants backup came in. The announcers went out of their way to tell us how eli wasn't going to throw a bitch fit this time, and how he likes Daniel Jones and how he wants to hand the ball over to him. Also, how good it must feel for the giants to know that your next franchise QB is already on the roster along with a franchise RB in Saquan. And then, what was it the 3rd play he fumbles? And the announcers say, "Yeah he had that problem in college and the pre-season too"
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Its because he did one like 5 play preseason set and looked great. People are all up on his nuts after basically nothing.
 
Kaines

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Hoss said:
Is Kyler Murray a legit midget? I'm sure he looks shorter than he is next to those NFL monsters, but when he ran or threw he looked like he had almost midget like proportions.
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His listed height is way fucking off, I met him a few years ago at the Big 12 baseball tournament and he was easily 3-4 inches shorter than I am (6')
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Fight said:
He is listed at 5'10". I guess they let him keep his shoes on and measured him at the top of his afro. He looks like a little kid running around out there.
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If only there were people saying these EXACT things before the draft happened and the Cardinals were moronic enough to take him 1st overall......
 
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I am a Cowboys fan and I loath that Aikman and Buck get put on every Cowboys game. I have never heard Troy say anything interesting. He is so painfully cliche and obvious with the most monotone droning on and on about how "this guy" is the best guy ever.
 
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Fight said:
I am a Cowboys fan and I loath that Aikman and Buck get put on every Cowboys game. I have never heard Troy say anything interesting. He is so painfully cliche and obvious with the most monotone droning on and on about how "this guy" is the best guy ever.
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The only 2 chances we will get to hear Romo call a Cowboys game is when they play either the Dolphins or the Bills.... so probably not gonna happen this year.

On the plus side I GUARANTEE Buck/Aikman will call the Cowboys/Patriots game. So you have that to look forward to.
 
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Guice to get MRI on other knee (not the one he tore the ACL in last year). Will miss a few games. Guess AP will be active this week. Nobody technically to IR yet I don't think, but you can feel it coming.
 
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So why was AP not active? Read an article Moses calling it "A slap in the face."
 
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Yeah my bad. I read the first few tweets and everyone was saying they brought a Sean Taylor coffin. Guess it wasn't that at all
 
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