NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

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Merrith

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if you're asymptomatic you aren't spreading the fucking virus.

Is this 100%? Haven't there been studies that show asymptomatic people are carrying just as much of the virus as those who have actual symptoms? They might obviously spread it a lot less since they aren't out there sneezing/coughing around people, but they're probably also not limiting their interactions since they don't feel sick.
 

Gavinmad

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Symptoms (like sneezing/coughing) are HOW the virus spreads. The virus is not airborne. So if you aren't sneezing/coughing, you have to be walking around spitting on people or making out with them to get them sick.
 

Merrith

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Symptoms (like sneezing/coughing) are HOW the virus spreads. The virus is not airborne. So if you aren't sneezing/coughing, you have to be walking around spitting on people or making out with them to get them sick.

I'm guessing there were plenty walking around making out with people, still touching their faces, sharing drinks/food, etc. To say none are spreading it without symptoms seems like the biggest wishful thinking.
 
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Ambiturner

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I don't get when people say this. The entire world is dealing with this. This isn't unique to America. Unless you think the left has so much power they can control the whole world. If that is the case, how the fuck did they lose to Trump?

You underestimate how much other countries are influenced by our media
 
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Animosity

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They need to move the Texans and Vikings game to prime time. One of these teams will be 0-4 after this week.
 

jooka

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While being 0-3 is never a good start, it is hard to imagine a different outcome for the Texans considering who they've played. At best I would have thought maybe they could get a single win.
 
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Merrith

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While being 0-3 is never a good start, it is hard to imagine a different outcome for the Texans considering who they've played. At best I would have thought maybe they could get a single win.

This. KC, Baltimore, and Pittsburgh back to back to back has to be the worst starting 3 weeks of anyone in the league.
 
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Wombat

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So two 0-3 teams, now with backup (or worse) QBs? Ratings gold!

... I say before the touchdown.
 

Merrith

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So, you tap a QB on the helmet, it's 15 yards. Darnold gets spun around like crazy and slammed to the turf, all good, nice sack bro.
 
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jooka

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Ya, that seemed a bit weak but seeing the replay I thought it was more of the coming down on the QB variety vs the helmet
 
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Merrith

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Ya, that seemed a bit weak but seeing the replay I thought it was more of the coming down on the QB variety vs the helmet

Oh I didn't mean that play, I just meant any contact to QB helmets in general.
 

Merrith

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I know Ficken missed one that was nullified due to a penalty, but otherwise the kickers in this game have been nails.