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NFL trying to rehab his image because he's a great player

Why, that is UNHEARD OF. I am literally clutching my pearls and little rivulets of pee are running down my knickers. I feel faint.

There are only GENTLEMEN AND MENTORS in our sports, sir, and I shall not stand for innuendo that our Chaste and Wise coaches, never mind our most pure and clean Owners (blessed forever be their names), would ever sully -- sully, sir! -- the sacred trust we the people have given them by covering up the fact Ben Rothlisberger is a rapist.

TAKE IT BACK, SIR
 
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I just gotta say, I am kind of surprised at how people are griefing Myles Garrett. This is not like something that's "familiar" for him, or "characteristic." He simply flipped a switch and tried to kill another human being with his own two hands. It was over in a flash, and that has been that. He's not any different from many of us. We all face that point eventually -- just not in front of a national TV audience.

The point is, he didn't. My story will sound familiar to many of you. It was right there, I could see it, smell it, it was like I was eating her soul, but then I checked myself and stood back. Done. Over. No more. Next day I bought some flowers, a nice dinner, everything was nice. And it has been nice ever since.

It doesn't define me. Give Garrett the same courtesy.
 
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Chanur

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I just gotta say, I am kind of surprised at how people are griefing Myles Garrett. This is not like something that's "familiar" for him, or "characteristic." He simply flipped a switch and tried to kill another human being with his own two hands. It was over in a flash, and that has been that. He's not any different from many of us. We all face that point eventually -- just not in front of a national TV audience.

The point is, he didn't. My story will sound familiar to many of you. It was right there, I could see it, smell it, it was like I was eating her soul, but then I checked myself and stood back. Done. Over. No more. Next day I bought some flowers, a nice dinner, everything was nice. And it has been nice ever since.

It doesn't define me. Give Garrett the same courtesy.
Wat.
 
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I just gotta say, I am kind of surprised at how people are griefing Myles Garrett. This is not like something that's "familiar" for him, or "characteristic." He simply flipped a switch and tried to kill another human being with his own two hands. It was over in a flash, and that has been that. He's not any different from many of us. We all face that point eventually -- just not in front of a national TV audience.

The point is, he didn't. My story will sound familiar to many of you. It was right there, I could see it, smell it, it was like I was eating her soul, but then I checked myself and stood back. Done. Over. No more. Next day I bought some flowers, a nice dinner, everything was nice. And it has been nice ever since.

It doesn't define me. Give Garrett the same courtesy.

Uuhhh....what?
 
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Urlithani

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I cant wait to watch the Rams decide to pass the ball 30 times and run 5 in the second half while up 17 and averaging 5 yards a carry.
 
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trump canada GIF
 
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