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Hoss

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Did they wheel him out of the old folks home to try and improve the Cowboys offense last year?


You didn't say last year. I don't see an asterisk (like the ones next to most of the patriots superbowl wins)
 

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You didn't say last year. I don't see an asterisk (like the ones next to most of the patriots superbowl wins)
No you're right it makes a lot more sense to be discussing 30-40 years ago. Clearly.
 

Hoss

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No you're right it makes a lot more sense to be discussing 30-40 years ago. Clearly.

So stop playing coy and tell us who you were talking about.

Go right ahead. Ill give you a clue which QB was in the two highest rated games of the regular season. His number comes after 11 and before 13.

What year? Highest rated game of all time was Dallas Vs Washington in 2016. Who was #12 in that game?

In 2018 it was Dallas vs Washington. Who was #12 in that game?

In 2019 it was Dallas vs Buffalo. Who was #12 in that game?

Wait, is this it? In 2017 it was New England vs the Stealers. The worst ratings year in NFL history so this game probably doesn't even rank in the top 10 all time. That must be the one specific year you were talking about. I guess the stealers have a QB who wears #12 or something?

Oops sorry, that first one was just the highest rated game ever on Fox. The highest rated game of all time was apparently in 1995 Cowboys vs Kansas City. THERE YA GO YOU MUST HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT STEVE BONO WHO WORE #12 IN COLLEGE. Someone else can see if he was in the 2nd highest rated game ever.


So yeah, forgive me for giving you a little credit that you'd know the team was the Dallas Cowboys. I did not know the depths of your fucktardation.
 

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So stop playing coy and tell us who you were talking about.



What year? Highest rated game of all time was Dallas Vs Washington in 2016. Who was #12 in that game?

In 2018 it was Dallas vs Washington. Who was #12 in that game?

In 2019 it was Dallas vs Buffalo. Who was #12 in that game?

Wait, is this it? In 2017 it was New England vs the Stealers. The worst ratings year in NFL history so this game probably doesn't even rank in the top 10 all time. That must be the one specific year you were talking about. I guess the stealers have a QB who wears #12 or something?

Oops sorry, that first one was just the highest rated game ever on Fox. The highest rated game of all time was apparently in 1995 Cowboys vs Kansas City. THERE YA GO YOU MUST HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT STEVE BONO WHO WORE #12 IN COLLEGE. Someone else can see if he was in the 2nd highest rated game ever.


So yeah, forgive me for giving you a little credit that you'd know the team was the Dallas Cowboys. I did not know the depths of your fucktardation.
The highest rated games last year for the regular season were the Patriot games. Why would I be talking about any season but the most recent?

 
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Hoss

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The highest rated games last year for the regular season were the Patriot games. Why would I be talking about any season but the most recent?


Bro I'm not even sure what you're looking at there. Are you looking at the "select local ratings' for Boston? That's the only stat where you can make a case they they were tops. OK great, they do really well in their home market most of the time. Whoop de doo.

3 times last season they were in the top rated game of the week. The highest rated of those games was against dallas. That was Dallas's second highest rated regular season game. Dallas was in that top spot 8 times. New Orleans 4 and GB also had 3. Nothing to crow about.
 

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Bro I'm not even sure what you're looking at there. Are you looking at the "select local ratings' for Boston? That's the only stat where you can make a case they they were tops. OK great, they do really well in their home market most of the time. Whoop de doo.

3 times last season they were in the top rated game of the week. The highest rated of those games was against dallas. That was Dallas's second highest rated regular season game. Dallas was in that top spot 8 times. New Orleans 4 and GB also had 3. Nothing to crow about.

Look at the national ratings. Local ratings are insignificant in comparison. The top rated regular season 2019 game was week 12 Dal-NE at 16.5 for 29.47M viewers. The second highest was week 14 KC-NE with 16.1 for 28.11M viewers.

Dal-Buf was only 13.5 . The viewership was highest though because of the holiday weekend despite the ratings being lower than many other games. Meaning less of the total audience was tuned in. Meaning less of the market actually wanted to watch Dallas than during a normal week.
 
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Alex

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You know it's the offseason when every discussion turns into a Cowboys discussion.
 
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Foggy

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When did we limit everything devolving to being about the Cowboys to just the offseason?
 
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Animosity

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These Myles Garrett to the Seahawks trade rumors got me giddy! Which means it probably isnt true.
 
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Yeah, no idea why anyone took that serious.

I do applaud the Green Bay fan for being able to troll them all. But the compensation for him was never close.
 
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Animosity

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ftfy bruh

Nobody with a fucking brain thought Garret was going to the Seahawks for an aging OLB and a couple of draft picks.
And no one thought we would get Clowney for scraps but we did lol. Once the rumor was that it was Wagner being moved I didnt believe it.
 
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Hoss

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Look at the national ratings. Local ratings are insignificant in comparison. The top rated regular season 2019 game was week 12 Dal-NE at 16.5 for 29.47M viewers. The second highest was week 14 KC-NE with 16.1 for 28.11M viewers.

Dal-Buf was only 13.5 . The viewership was highest though because of the holiday weekend despite the ratings being lower than many other games. Meaning less of the total audience was tuned in. Meaning less of the market actually wanted to watch Dallas than during a normal week.

Get slapped down, add more asterisks. The cheatriot way.