NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

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Alex

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Holy shit. The pats missed the playoffs at 11-5? I guess I didn't give enough of a fuck back then to notice.

That was the year Brady went down in the first game and missed the entire season. Matt Cassel filled in and wasn't terrible.
 

Sterling

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That was the year Brady went down in the first game and missed the entire season. Matt Cassel filled in and wasn't terrible.
Also worked out in a way that they ended up with maybe the easiest schedule in the history of a super bowl team the following year.
 

Ameraves

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WTF? This shit can't be real
 
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Loser Araysar

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No, that was back in '05 I think? After Peyton led the huge comeback against Brady in the AFC Championship game.

2006.

Manning beat Rex "Sexy Rexy" Grossman and the Bears in the Super Bowl paving the way for the Jay Cutler era.
 

Muurloen

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WTF? This shit can't be real
Then they are gonna a develop a way for players not to sweat on each other and also telekinetically tackle from 6ft.
 

jooka

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Imagine he won't be as good before his shit show(s) but still gonna be a force.
 
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I still cannot make myself feel confident about the 2020 season. And pro football is kind of set up to be the best case scenaria as far as pro sports go in some ways (only 16 games, lots of half empty stadiums anyway, decent amount of outdoor games) but in other ways, no (teams are petri dishes, training facilities, etc.). I am having a hard team seeing things gettin up to proper speed. I fear it is going to be a half assed season where the main objective is, compete, do not get injured, make sure you are top shape for 2021 season, when hopefully this shit will all be done. I frankly will probably just check out and only have mild Browns fever.

College sports? I do not see it. (College semesters even happening at all). I just cannot see college sports with roaring, packed crowds, massive tailgating, hundreds of packed bars, marching bands. (I went to school at Penn State -- Go Pedophiles!)

Anyway, I am feeling negative. I hope I am wrong. But these leagues are not convincing me. I am not seeing enough demand to provide anywhere near the usual revenues. Lots of problems. And these seasons, from a team perspective, begin soon. They have to start conditioning. Workouts. Butthen someone gets sick and they have to quarantine. Etc. That is not gonna produce a productive off season either college or pro.

Sorry for length, not feeling hopeful.
 

jooka

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Team sports seem to be the most fucked. Solo(UFC) or even pairs(golf) should be fine since it can have built in social distancing. What is the minimum amount of people needed to play a game of football and get it on TV. Not a small number that's for sure.

would people on the sidelines have to keep 'X' feet away from everyone else? lol
 
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hah! I didn't even think about the sidelines. That really would make football look even weirder -- no fans, cheerleaders??, and empty stands. And hoops.

And wait, you can't social distance in a dugout....

Dear god help us. .
 
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Bubbles

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LMAO if true, not bad for an 8-8 QB who main job is to hand the ball to Zeke.
Also, one look at the dude's neck and you know he's gotta be on some HGH

 
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DickTrickle

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I really hope he turns down that offer and gets shipped off somewhere else where he'll make less and get less exposure and then he'll get exposed with an inferior team around him.
 
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