Utnayan
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This piece of shit will be deader than a door nail and I highly doubt even Mario can save it this time.
My only question now is if it will even outsell the Wii U.
Nintendo Switch (previously NX)
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This piece of shit will be deader than a door nail and I highly doubt even Mario can save it this time.
My only question now is if it will even outsell the Wii U.
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Crisco
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You said it would fail for 4 months now and there is no evidence of the such. Having stock on shelf isn't a sign of failure, in fact you mentioned plenty there should be inventory on shelves, but now that means collecting dust?
Only thing I like about your useless posts is how many hours everyday you obsess over the switch.
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The Dauntless One
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Just ignore him. Utnayen likes to point out all the Switch rotting on shelves everytime stores restock. God forbid Nintendo keep the Switch in stock for people to buy!
Also, Switch not outselling Wii U? Lol... Switch will do 13 million units easy by the end of the year with the usual first party games coming out.
If anyone is looking to buy a battery pack for the Switch, get the Anker Powercore+ PD. Needs to be the PD version. It works perfectly unlike some other PD battery packs. It can charge and play same time, and should allow for 20+ hours continuous play.
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Utnayan
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The console sucks. I spend about oh, I'd say 2.8 minutes a week reminding you how much this thing wipes my ass. At this point I'm just waiting to see the tears of all the Nintendo fans who deny reality (there are good Nintendo fans I legit feel bad for) fall like Niagra when the only thing they will get out of it are double the price portable 8-bit fucking indie games that have been out for five years.
And laugh as they try to defend it.
Then I'll have a beer and go on my merry way until I see another dipshit post nonsense like you.
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Utnayan
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The switch will be lucky to sell 13 million TOTAL. What are they out now as people already know to stay away? 3.5 mil? Out with of 2.2 or whatever sold in the initial month?
No one gives a fuck about this bulky piece of shit portable and horrid behind the times docked console with ridiculously overpriced accessories while being 10 years behind the fucking times with online services.
Let Nintendo rot where it belongs.
No one gives a fuck about this bulky piece of shit portable and horrid behind the times docked console with ridiculously overpriced accessories while being 10 years behind the fucking times with online services.
Let Nintendo rot where it belongs.
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Was traveling today, saw 3 separate people at the indy airport playing on switch, at the same gate, not sitting near each other.
Was pretty awesome playing disgaea 5 while waiting on my flight, and while flying.
Was pretty awesome playing disgaea 5 while waiting on my flight, and while flying.
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From the first post to third post today was 4 minutes, but okay. Maybe spend that time jerking off or something to reduce your teenage angst you man child.
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Crisco
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The Splatoon Splatfest was fun. Motion controls sucked but after i turned them off it was fun. Online looked lag free and only dropped a few times in the lobby, mot a match. Overall good experience. Didn't try voice chat, or even if they turned it on or not yet. Don't think I will ever use it if its the same people on xbox etc. Calling everyone American Inventor and fag.
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Zelda was fun, but it got pretty repetitive, and the only challenging thing in the game were Lynels. It kinda ruins the point of the game when speed runners can beat it with three hearts and no gear (why do I need to upgrade all my armor to the end when the game is beatable without any of it?) ... I thought the portable aspect was awesome, and would have loved to see the virtual console, and have all the previous Mario and Zelda games on it. I ended up leaving my switch on an airplane, so probably won't purchase again unless the virtual console is awesome (when it comes out) and the new Mario game is great.
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Not happening. Nintendo can't produce enough stock to sell 13 million units by the end of the year, much less do it "easily".
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GeneralF
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plz change thread name to "Nintendo Switch - So good I left it on an airplane"
I finally found one online after a few weeks of checking. It's gonna be Lego City Undercover and Minecraft with the 4yo, Splatoon 2 for me! Real men buy Nintendo, it is known
I finally found one online after a few weeks of checking. It's gonna be Lego City Undercover and Minecraft with the 4yo, Splatoon 2 for me! Real men buy Nintendo, it is known
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Punko
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the lack of games this thing has makes it a shitbox atm
lol splatoon
i wonder if i'll live to see the day where people start calling pixel art games shitty graphics again
the nes didn't have pixel art gfx, its a 40 year old machine that could not do more
they'll probably end up launching Pong again and calling it a pixelart masterwork, to be priced no lower then 39.99$
it might have online multiplayer for the first time ever so start your pre-orders
lol splatoon
i wonder if i'll live to see the day where people start calling pixel art games shitty graphics again
the nes didn't have pixel art gfx, its a 40 year old machine that could not do more
they'll probably end up launching Pong again and calling it a pixelart masterwork, to be priced no lower then 39.99$
it might have online multiplayer for the first time ever so start your pre-orders
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Ritley
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There not really much for any console for the rest of the year. For me it's:
Mario xcom
Destiny 2
Mario Odyssey
South Park
That's 2 on Switch, 2 on either PS4 or Xbone. There are a few others I might get (xcom 2 when it gets cheap, splatoon), but what garbage are you guys playing that you think there is tons of upcoming shit for any other system?
Mario xcom
Destiny 2
Mario Odyssey
South Park
That's 2 on Switch, 2 on either PS4 or Xbone. There are a few others I might get (xcom 2 when it gets cheap, splatoon), but what garbage are you guys playing that you think there is tons of upcoming shit for any other system?
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