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Qhue

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That is a pretty cool picture. While I know everyone, including me, wants to see Max Von Sydow as the villain...what if he isn't?
 

Gavinmad

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There are much better reasons to hate Salvatore than him killing Chewbacca and kicking off the Yuuzhan Vong invasion.
 

Falstaff

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Star Wars: Episode VII Cast Announced | StarWars.com

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Article dated today, not sure if it's old news.
When people post things like this, do you just ignore everything posted before you and just assume you are first? I always wonder because the same picture was posted 4 posts up and the same article was posted 10 posts up.

Genuinely curious, but if we had anonymous internets you probably get a neg for this post.
 

OU Ariakas

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There are much better reasons to hate Salvatore than him killing Chewbacca and kicking off the Yuuzhan Vong invasion.
Like all the Drizzts books where no one was really in any danger of dying and how that made them unreadable? I mean, he killed off more major characters in 1 Star Wars book than in the first 20 books of his Drizzts series combined.
 

Jysin

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When people post things like this, do you just ignore everything posted before you and just assume you are first? I always wonder because the same picture was posted 4 posts up and the same article was posted 10 posts up.

Genuinely curious, but if we had anonymous internets you probably get a neg for this post.
I honestly clicked on the end thread and somehow dumped me on the previous page where people were still discussing the Expanded Universe stuff.

Not sure what happened there.
 

Jait

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That is a pretty cool picture. While I know everyone, including me, wants to see Max Von Sydow as the villain...what if he isn't?
Or the new evil Chancellor. If were not repeating history he might be a non-force villain too. Something along the lines of Lets get rid of all Force users.

He's just too old to be a Force User. And I hope they don't pull that Well he hid from Vader and Palapatine bullshit.
 

Royal

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Looks like Carrie Fisher is just melting off the pounds in that pic. Maybe she just said "Fuck it, cast me as a banth and pass the cronuts".
 

Qhue

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Given that the one new chick in the pic is sitting between Han and Leia I'm gonna go with "Daughter Solo" for her. Now will that be Jaina or a version of same? Who knows. There is still supposedly the Obi-Wan secret daughter character to be cast.
 

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There are also rumors that John Boyega will be playing Lando's son. I'm hoping these turn out to not be true, because I'd rather they not turn the new trilogy into Star Wars Babies.
 

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If you read any EU you'd know that the Wookie they featured, Chewie's nephew, was given a speech impediment that specifically allowed him to speak in an intelligible manner to the other characters.
I hate to do this, but your entire point is invalidated because you showed your ass. The nephew of chewie, lowbaca, did not have a speech impediment. He had a mini protocol droid that he carried around. The one with the speech impediment that you're thinking of was only in a couple of books, and I don't remember if he was even directly related to chewie.

If you had read any of the EU, you'd know killing chewie was way worse. Anakin played just as big a part in the stories after his death as he did before.
 

Draegan_sl

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A script where all the major characters have kids and we follow the kids around is the worst idea in the world. Might make the movie worse that the prequels.

I'd rather see Han, Luke and Leia get sent back in time where their characters are all CGI and they play out the events of KOTOR.
 

Falstaff

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kids script is inevitable. Doesn't Disney want to crank out like 2 movies a year in perpetuity or something? Or was that just these first two movies being two years apart?
 

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kids script is inevitable. Doesn't Disney want to crank out like 2 movies a year in perpetuity or something? Or was that just these first two movies being two years apart?
I thought their intended "design" was to put out a "trilogy" movie every other year while putting out an off shoot movie within the universe (The Adventures of Bobba Fett!) on the years in between.

essentially putting out a movie every year within the universe. I may be wrong on that but when they were doing their initial announcements I thought that was the plan.
 

Falstaff

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oh yeah, I misspoke. I meant a movie every two years, not two movies a year.

But still that's a lot of fucking Star Wars.