[NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

chthonic-anemos

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They're going to top everything that can be merchandised. The drone scene from Iron Man 3 for 2 hours. 10 minutes of furry toys, 10 of weapon toys, 10 of ships, 10 hoverboardpods, ethnic flunkies, space music instruments, etc.

There are more Hebrews attached to this than all the other films combined. Kathleen Kennedy's cruisers cannot repel greed of that magnitude. Prepare your shekels.
 
Royal

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If it doesn't end up justifying an 8 part mini-series by Red Letter Media detailing how JJ Abrams channeled his inner Lucas to consume the souls Jedi toddlers, then there is no God.
 
Kreugen

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I'd like to see an epic space battle with an absurd number and variety of ships of all sizes. The Battle of Endor done with modern CGI. Since that's a rather fundamental part of Star Wars that they completely forgot to do in the prequels, aside from one sequence that is mostly Obi-Wan and Anakin talking that may as well have taken place on a couch.
 
Famm

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I'd say the "best" space sequence of the prequels was actually Anakin's attack on the droid ship at the end of Ep. One. That Ep. 3 opening was a headache inducing mishmash of CGI blur that had zero Star Wars feel to it.

The whole prequel trilogy, among other failings, tried way too hard to be derivative and have throwbacks to the OT. The escape from Naboo on the cruiser with R2 getting blasted was a throwback to the falcon's leap from Tatooine and Luke's death star run. ESB had the iconic asteroid field so there had to be asteroids in Ep. Two. There's even a fucking rehash of the Falcon unhooking from the deathstar with the trash somewhere in Ep. Two, I think Obi Wan did it with his ship at some point. Those RLM reviews of the prequels are full of clips of Lucas saying how he deliberately tried to match up moments and scenes from the OT to the new movies and he failed at this parlor trick miserably. The only original space scene was a bunch of video game shit instead of something akin to the classic space fights.
 
Xevy

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They could easily have the story related to the quashing the remnants of The Empire. People think after the second Death Star was destroyed, the Emps were like "OH OKAY WE JOIN U ALLIANCE GUYZ NOW!" That is illogical.

So Imperial fragments collected under power of one person (Thrawn, Darth Caedus, etc) would make for a good final episode.
 
Blakkheim

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Kreugen_sl said:
I'd like to see an epic space battle with an absurd number and variety of ships of all sizes. The Battle of Endor done with modern CGI. Since that's a rather fundamental part of Star Wars that they completely forgot to do in the prequels, aside from one sequence that is mostly Obi-Wan and Anakin talking that may as well have taken place on a couch.
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I would settle for a space battle that just had some kind of significance/meaning/tension to it. Hell, every battle in the prequel was just a giant cgi jizz fest where no one knew what the hell was going on nor cared about what the hell was going on. There was real gravity to the final battle in ANH.

In other news......What could have been......
 
ohkcrlho

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Kreugen_sl said:
I'd like to see an epic space battle with an absurd number and variety of ships of all sizes. The Battle of Endor done with modern CGI. Since that's a rather fundamental part of Star Wars that they completely forgot to do in the prequels, aside from one sequence that is mostly Obi-Wan and Anakin talking that may as well have taken place on a couch.
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you want even more CGI?if that was possible,the movie would be animated like the clone wars series.
 
ohkcrlho

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Kreugen_sl said:
Uh, what else are you going to use, miniatures that pop up on screen out of nowhere like in ROTJ?
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like this?

ahah

nah dude.....after the revenge of the sith,i think they should stop using CGI for every fucking thing.
 
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