No Time to Die (007 Bond)
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there cant be a new 007 because 007 stands for James Bond. thats his Employee ID. its unique to him. when he steps down or dead, the number gets retired.
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First thought was they will only get a couple of films out of him due to his age, but it seems in line with other picks.
2020 Tom Hardy 43
2006 Daniel Craig 38
1995 Pierce Brosnan 42
1987 Timothy Dalton 41
1973 Roger Moore 45
1969 George Lazenby 30
1962 Sean Connery 32
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Did you see The Last Jedi, Star Trek Discovery or Picard, or listen to any reviews about them? They don't care about silly things like "book lore" or "lore from movies only boomers like", they only care about what they want to sell. Even if it wasn't an obscure bit of nerdology I still wouldn't expect filmmakers nowadays to respect, give a shit about, or even bother to research the lore..00 Agent - Wikipedia
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Or they will just have M say; "Rules be damned, you're 007 now and that's all there is to it. Tea and biscuits anyone?".
Stop living in denial, black female 007 is coming and there is nothing that can stop it.
I think we need a support group.
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Chukzombi
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they can say that, but people who do care about an agent's unique ID# being give away when they can have their own unique ID# wont be impressed. hey i decided that TBT-The Big Toe user name will now be gifted to Teekey.
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If they did the whole "woke society infiltrates MI6 and it has to be taken back", I maaaay be OK with that.
007 is their best agent for the most critical, "mission impossible" operatives. Whoever that may be at the time.
Fuck, might as well make it an American and put Tom Cruise in the role at this point.
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Chukzombi
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that would irritate me too. James Bond is a straight white charismatic Brit who loves pussy and killing bad guys. his unique code is 007.
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I'd be pretty surprised if they give the job to Tom Hardy, he'd be ~46 by the time the first movie of his comes out, which would make him the oldest bond at his start, especially when one of the stated reasons they didn't go with Idris Elba when Craig retired the last time was that Elba was already too old to start, and Elba's first movie would have come out when he was in his mid 40s.
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Not to mention the original source that broke this story is some two-bit rag whose website won't even load for me.
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