No Time to Die (007 Bond)
- Thread starter jayrebb
- Start date
-
Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
TBT-TheBigToe
<Rickshaw Potatoes>
- 10,351
- 30,482
Chukzombi
Millie's Staff Member
- 73,111
- 214,400
basically, not as bad, but also they killed the franchise and there wont be another proper James Bond ever again. the next Bond will be a gay black transwoman who weighs 400 pounds and has diabeetus.
Demon Hunter
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
- 1,988
- 6,175
I love my wife, she rolled her eyes when black 007 came on screen. No assholes, 007 isn't just a number, it's iconic. They have to know if they change it or try to write 007 any other way then a white British guy, the franchise is over.
- 4
Demon Hunter
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
- 1,988
- 6,175
And honestly, the franchise can now be retired. Much like Dark Knight we got our dark grity reality based classics out of the way. Much like Ben Affleck learned, you have shoes you can never, ever fill. As some one who lived through the Pierce Brosnan phase of Bond, after Casino Royal, Daniel Craig made Bond even more iconic.
Gavinmad
Mr. Poopybutthole
- 43,901
- 52,637
Brosnan had two good movies, a mediocre movie, and a terrible movie. That's probably a better track record than Moore had.
Demon Hunter
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
- 1,988
- 6,175
Only thing good that came out of the Brosnan era was the greatest FPS ever (don't jump down my throat about newer shinier games, you know it's true!)
- 1
- 1
Chukzombi
Millie's Staff Member
- 73,111
- 214,400
Octopussy was Moore's bad one. View To a Kill was just "ok". his other stuff was a lot of fun even if it wasnt edgy and realistic. fuck edgy and realistic. let me laugh and clap. its a fucking action movie.
- 1
- 1
Xarpolis
Life's a Dream
- 14,796
- 16,582
I saw this tonight. And honestly, it was really fucking good. The black chick was present for some scenes, but she didn't make a difference at all. So... black chick for the sake of being black chick.
"So, you're a double 0?" "Yes." "Well, I'm actually 007."
That was the big reveal.
"So, you're a double 0?" "Yes." "Well, I'm actually 007."
That was the big reveal.
- 1
Chukzombi
Millie's Staff Member
- 73,111
- 214,400
unless he is 007, they may as well not even bother since all canon going forward has been dead ended by his death. if James Bond comes back then this all gets retconned and sheboon007 cant exist.
Angerz
Trakanon Raider
- 1,260
- 853
I didn't think anything Craig did was in the same universe as Brosnan. which wasnt in the same continuity as the Connery-Moore-Lazenby. And no one knows if Dalton's movies are connected to those 3. At least that is how I've always viewed the series.
- 1
Gavinmad
Mr. Poopybutthole
- 43,901
- 52,637
Felix Leiter connects the Dalton and Moore movies. And while they did an almost full recast for GoldenEye, Desmond Llewellyn reprised his role as Q, suggesting that Craig is the only Bond that isn't part of the shared universe.
Chris
Potato del Grande
- 19,599
- -10,639
The continuity is that Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace are first, being Bond's origin story.
Then come all the Brosnan movies.
Then it's Skyfall where female M dies, all the movies before this in continutity have the female M.
Then it's Connery/Lazenby, Moore and Dalton with a male M, the classic continutity.
Then it's Spectre and No Time to Die with Bond's retirement and death.
You need to ignore:
1) Bond actor and age fluctuations (as always).
2) Time period inconsistencies.
3) Male M being young, then old, then young again.
3) Q being young then old then young then old then young again.
4) Moneypenny and Felix Lighter race swaps.
5) Bond and Blofeld forgetting the adopted brother thing and Blofeld dying twice.
It's totally the same continuity guys.
Then come all the Brosnan movies.
Then it's Skyfall where female M dies, all the movies before this in continutity have the female M.
Then it's Connery/Lazenby, Moore and Dalton with a male M, the classic continutity.
Then it's Spectre and No Time to Die with Bond's retirement and death.
You need to ignore:
1) Bond actor and age fluctuations (as always).
2) Time period inconsistencies.
3) Male M being young, then old, then young again.
3) Q being young then old then young then old then young again.
4) Moneypenny and Felix Lighter race swaps.
5) Bond and Blofeld forgetting the adopted brother thing and Blofeld dying twice.
It's totally the same continuity guys.
- 2
- 1
Xarpolis
Life's a Dream
- 14,796
- 16,582
Here's the intro song video from the movie.
Direct link to it on my drive instead of a youtube thing.