No Time to Die (007 Bond)
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Quite a few of them are probably too old. Tom Hardy, Cillian Murphy, Michael Fassbender are all mid-40s. Probably late 40s by the time they'd be shooting their first movie as Bond if they are just now thinking about casting. They could do a Bond, but if they'd want to cast somebody for several movies over a decade or two, the lead would need to be at least 10 years younger then they are, I think.
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Chukzombi
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tall white Brit male, mid to late 30s would be where to start. there wont be a progressive Bond. unless they want a flop and their franchise to die forever. go traditional with some new twists that wont cause boycotts from people who pay money to see these films. dont cater to the 12 weirdos on Twitter.
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Zaara
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France loves neotenized lesbians and sexualizing children. I remember when a film like Swimming Pool gets plugged in all the major media outlets and it turns out to be a 2-hour slow-burn softcore about young girl's sexuality...oh, but it's okay, because of the framing device of it being a fictional fantasy made up by an old and sexless woman.
It's to the point where they photoshop the girl into being unrecognizable, with child-like features and deformity. Jesus fucking christ is that a bad shop. Makes me actually angry because you know why they do it. Don't have anything to contribute to mbutu-bond conversation, but carry on
It's to the point where they photoshop the girl into being unrecognizable, with child-like features and deformity. Jesus fucking christ is that a bad shop. Makes me actually angry because you know why they do it. Don't have anything to contribute to mbutu-bond conversation, but carry on
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France loves neotenized lesbians and sexualizing children. I remember when a film like Swimming Pool gets plugged in all the major media outlets and it turns out to be a 2-hour slow-burn softcore about young girl's sexuality...oh, but it's okay, because of the framing device of it being a fictional fantasy made up by an old and sexless woman.
It's to the point where they photoshop the girl into being unrecognizable, with child-like features and deformity. Jesus fucking christ is that a bad shop. Makes me actually angry because you know why they do it. Don't have anything to contribute to mbutu-bond conversation, but carry on
She grew up fast, but hasn't been in much else. Here she is with her son (surprisingly, dad is no longer in the picture);
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So I finished watching all of the Mission Impossibles a month or two ago. I started James Bond now. Well, only the Daniel Craig versions.
Last week weekend I re-watched Casino Royale for the first time since it came out on DVD... yeah, Blu-Ray wasn't even a thing yet. It wasn't terrible. Except the huge romance plot, which took up a large chunk of the movie. Aside from romance with the ugly broad, it was a decent movie.
Tonight I watched Quantum of Solace. I didn't really remember much of it at all, except the dead girl covered in oil, an opera and that it was about stealing water. But honestly, this one wasn't bad either. And the hot chick with scars on her back was the same one that played Taskmaster in Black Widow. Oh, how the hot have fallen. But I guess most women age like bread and not wine. She was 27 during filming of QoS. But now she's an old bag at 41. Yeah, I know I'll be 41 in a few days, but still. Dreams ruined.
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Last week weekend I re-watched Casino Royale for the first time since it came out on DVD... yeah, Blu-Ray wasn't even a thing yet. It wasn't terrible. Except the huge romance plot, which took up a large chunk of the movie. Aside from romance with the ugly broad, it was a decent movie.
Tonight I watched Quantum of Solace. I didn't really remember much of it at all, except the dead girl covered in oil, an opera and that it was about stealing water. But honestly, this one wasn't bad either. And the hot chick with scars on her back was the same one that played Taskmaster in Black Widow. Oh, how the hot have fallen. But I guess most women age like bread and not wine. She was 27 during filming of QoS. But now she's an old bag at 41. Yeah, I know I'll be 41 in a few days, but still. Dreams ruined.
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So I finished watching all of the Mission Impossibles a month or two ago. I started James Bond now. Well, only the Daniel Craig versions.
Last week weekend I re-watched Casino Royale for the first time since it came out on DVD... yeah, Blu-Ray wasn't even a thing yet. It wasn't terrible. Except the huge romance plot, which took up a large chunk of the movie. Aside from romance with the ugly broad, it was a decent movie.
Tonight I watched Quantum of Solace. I didn't really remember much of it at all, except the dead girl covered in oil, an opera and that it was about stealing water. But honestly, this one wasn't bad either. And the hot chick with scars on her back was the same one that played Taskmaster in Black Widow. Oh, how the hot have fallen. But I guess most women age like bread and not wine.
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You watched Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace then post about it in the No time to Die thread?
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Chris
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What the fuck!? Eva Green is ugly? There is something wrong with you, maybe homosexuality.
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And the hot chick with scars on her back was the same one that played Taskmaster in Black Widow. Oh, how the hot have fallen. But I guess most women age like bread and not wine. She was 27 during filming of QoS. But now she's an old bag at 41. Yeah, I know I'll be 41 in a few days, but still. Dreams ruined.
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At least she made more of her youth than say Monica Bellucci. She's been in a lot of watchable movies over the last 15 years in her prime that you can enjoy. A good agent helped no doubt.
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Chris
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So what? Aging happens.
Casino Royale was 16 years ago, I was memorised by her in that movie.
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I'm sure you're throwing women out like that all the time to make enough time for all your hot 18 year old models.So I finished watching all of the Mission Impossibles a month or two ago. I started James Bond now. Well, only the Daniel Craig versions.
Last week weekend I re-watched Casino Royale for the first time since it came out on DVD... yeah, Blu-Ray wasn't even a thing yet. It wasn't terrible. Except the huge romance plot, which took up a large chunk of the movie. Aside from romance with the ugly broad, it was a decent movie.
Tonight I watched Quantum of Solace. I didn't really remember much of it at all, except the dead girl covered in oil, an opera and that it was about stealing water. But honestly, this one wasn't bad either. And the hot chick with scars on her back was the same one that played Taskmaster in Black Widow. Oh, how the hot have fallen. But I guess most women age like bread and not wine. She was 27 during filming of QoS. But now she's an old bag at 41. Yeah, I know I'll be 41 in a few days, but still. Dreams ruined.
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Chris
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No, I googled her and found the weird movie she was nude in with her massive tits... you can guess the rest.
Are you trying to make fun of me for being in a loving relationship? I don't think that's a winning strategy.
Chukzombi
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dont listen to him. women have nice hair and nothing wrong with messing with it. its not fucking dog levels of weird. and yeah Eva Green is still cute, but she was much hotter back in the day. we all get old.
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