No Time to Die (007 Bond)

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Asshat wormie

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What a dumb fucking plot. Was there even a plot? Other than Bond himself, this was trash.
 

Goatface

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Malakriss

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If we had seen him more as Quicksilver we might no longer think of him as Kick Ass, but that's the image we're always going to have of him.
 

spronk

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the only way bond works in 2023 is if you start it in the 1950s and move it during the cold war, either hyper stylized, super serious, or campy any of those are fine if done well set against the backdrop of West vs USSR, nuclear war, limited technology, etc.

I doubt they'll do that though, and it will be again silly villains whose schemes make no sense.
 
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Leadsalad

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I wanted more Man from U.N.C.L.E. but that one guy self immolated his career in such spectacular fashion that ain’t happening.
 
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Mahes

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I wanted more Man from U.N.C.L.E. but that one guy self immolated his career in such spectacular fashion that ain’t happening.
I would have loved a 2nd movie for Man from U.N.C.L.E. The first one was so well done. It probably would have gone the way of Kingsmen but still might have been worth it.
 
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Ambiturner

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I wanted more Man from U.N.C.L.E. but that one guy self immolated his career in such spectacular fashion that ain’t happening.

Yeah would have taken a lot to get made at all since the first one didn't do great box office wise, but they were supposedly trying to make it happen. Hammer turning into a lunatic definitely killed it off, though
 

Animosity

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Hey, that's Kick-Ass! Also one of the brothers from Bullet Train. He was also Quicksilver in Age of Ultron... Oh, and he's going to be Kraven in Sony's next Spider-Man spin-off abortion.
Thanks for listing half of his IMDB page.
 
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Grizzlebeard

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the only way bond works in 2023 is if you start it in the 1950s and move it during the cold war, either hyper stylized, super serious, or campy any of those are fine if done well set against the backdrop of West vs USSR, nuclear war, limited technology, etc.

I doubt they'll do that though, and it will be again silly villains whose schemes make no sense.

That is an exceptional idea and for that reason it will never happen.
 

Xarpolis

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I knew the first 3 after I re-watched Kick-Ass recently, and was wondering what he was up to. I didn't know the Kraven one, though.
 

Kovaks

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All I got from the article was Fall guy movie and immediately thought they were trying to make a movie based on the silly race game my kids play.
 
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Goatface

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apparently the last rumor was the new bond was going to get announced this month, but the casting director just said they have not even started and broccoli is off doing other things. guess next movie won't be until 2025/26.