No Time to Die (007 Bond)

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Rabbit_Games

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Correct.
Also, I think people (conveniently) forget how women melt around THAT guy. Hell, Sean Connery made that comment about sometimes having to smack a chick and they were still throwing their panties at him.
 
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Harshaw

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Correct.
Also, I think people (conveniently) forget how women melt around THAT guy. Hell, Sean Connery made that comment about sometimes having to smack a chick and they were still throwing their panties at him.
It's just a little tap.
 

spronk

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Siliconemelons

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Not that the last one was any good, or really any Craig one outside Casino Royal, hack even QoS looks good to the last 2 pathetic attempts that just trashed what "lore" there was worth exploring for bond etc.
 

Blitz

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well thats probably bad, the broccolis are ceding creative control to amazon of James Bond, so yeah expect put a black woman in it and make her gay soon
Michael B. Jordan Bond film incoming.
 

jayrebb

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well thats probably bad, the broccolis are ceding creative control to amazon of James Bond, so yeah expect put a black woman in it and make her gay soon

This is why I'm glad they aren't doing anything with Stargate.
 

Xarpolis

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Not that the last one was any good, or really any Craig one outside Casino Royal, hack even QoS looks good to the last 2 pathetic attempts that just trashed what "lore" there was worth exploring for bond etc.
I don't completely agree. Skyfall was a great bond movie, going old school like that. I wasn't a fan of the whole torture sequence in Spectre, and how it amounted to a big nothing burger. They set it up as if the entire escape sequence was a dream because the drill fucked with his consciousness, but then .. Oh, it didn't change anything with him and he suddenly went super Saiyan Bond and escaped without any problems.
 

Siliconemelons

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Skyfall just did and didn’t do the specter thing well, the “bonds past life” thing was this entire shadow area that every movie glossed over for the mythos of Bond and here we are, an entire movie about unraveling it as this big bad org and dude uses his past to…. Play home alone in a shack.

Then yeah the entire “oh just go out the back door, turn on not only aim bot hack but infinite range and infinite damage hack” and then never acknowledge it, never reference it and just lets go bond, you got another movie and a black lady to take over when you get nuked, lets roll set!

It’s the botching of the “over arching Craig timeline plot” that kills the last 3… and in if you just delete those, makes 1 still the best and 2 okay, considering it completely in isolation.
 

Edaw

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Bezos...Jeff Bezos.

Howard Hughes this shit.

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Chukzombi

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All our beloved franchises are ruined. If you can think of one that isn't. It will. Bob Gale's (back to the future)kids can't wait for him to drop dead.
 

Tsar Bomba

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All our beloved franchises are ruined. If you can think of one that isn't. It will. Bob Gale's (back to the future)kids can't wait for him to drop dead.


I believe Bryan DePalma is the one that keeps Scarface from getting remade. Read somewhere years ago several different rappers wanted to do it but he said no.
 
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Szlia

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I believe Bryan DePalma is the one that keeps Scarface from getting remade. Read somewhere years ago several different rappers wanted to do it but he said no.
Since the DePalma film is a remake of a 1932 film based on a 1930 book that is now public domain, I am not sure he has a say about anything Scarface.
 
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Chukzombi

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Since the DePalma film is a remake of a 1932 film based on a 1930 book that is now public domain, I am not sure he has a say about anything Scarface.
De Palma's version had the same story beats as the Paul Muni version, but rappers want to snort a mountain of coke and fire machine guns while fucking a smoke show blonde white girl. That stuff only happened in the later version.
 

spronk

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well at least the broccoli's got paid, apparently the price was $1 billion for Amazon to take over. i mean who wouldn't take that deal.

i'd expect some streaming James Bond spinoffs and shows to appear with diverse casts. They tried that shit with the Russo Bros on some bullshit spy show that flopped miserably and they'll try again with Bond