Olympics Thread

AngryGerbil

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I dunno, we'll see how things actually turn out. I'm fairly pessimistic as well, but it seems like the lead up to every Olympics is like this, with tons of stories of incomplete venues, corruption, lack of crowds etc but then when they actually happen, things go fairly well. There was tons of doom and gloom at Beijing and they managed to pull it off fairly well.
That does seem to resemble a pattern I've noticed over the years as well. The Olympics are a big deal and people make a big deal out of them as you might expect.
 

Chris

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I lol'ed when I saw the map of where this is. Why are they holding the Winter Olympics in the bit of Russia full of terrorists, next to the middle east and FUCKING DESERT!?
 

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Olympics have been a joke since the late 50's when the Soviets and USA (and others) did double duty on how to hide chemical enhancements from the testers.

Now, it's just a collection of genetic freaks running around in circles for the pleasure of the IOC and all their corrupt butt buddies.

The only way to make this shit interesting again is to have a draft of the children of current and former IOC shitheads in a Hunger Games style elimination match.
 

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These games are going to be so horrible. Russia has no business hosting the Olympics, both because their security is shit and the level of corruption prevents anything from getting done in a reasonable amount of time.

I'm fully expecting either a) a terrorist attack, b) a venue/building to collapse, or quite possibly both.
Pretty much this. This thing is going to be a disaster. They're talking about terrorist attacks on flights to Russia now. It's sad when I'd actually be surprised if therewasn'ta terrorist attack.

The biggest thing for me is that I don't know why people even watch the winter Olympics. They're like the retarded twin brother to the summer Olympics.
 

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I like the Olympics a lot. I like to see sports I don't normally get to see, and people from places I'll never get to go.

Having said that, the coverage of the events sucks donkey dong, and the fluff pieces are just that.

This particular Olympics is going to challenging for Russia. It doesn't look very good for them at the moment, but for the sake of the athletes and people attending, I hope it is at least safe. The pictures coming from journalists' hotel rooms looks like it might not be as comfortable as some of them are used to, and downright bad in some cases.
 

Aaron

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Here are my thoughts.

First of all, while the risk of a terrorist attack are high, I doubt there will be one. The same was said of the London Olympics and they turned out fine. From what I've heard Putin has so many fucking police and soldiers down there it's retarded. Sure, there might be attacks elsewhere in Russia but I do doubt that we'll be seeing something big go down in Sochi. (Famous last words anyone?)

With the "good" news out of the way, here's the bad. It does seem that the level of corruption, and the general shitty planning is horrendous. Even by Russian standards. If they're lucky the games will go OK with the only casualties coming from badly designed events (as was posted above), food poisoning and the odd piece of shoddy hotel furnishing dropping on someone's head. However, it wouldn't surprise me if we were to see some fucked up shit like audience stalls collapsing or something. This does surprise me as I fully expected Putin to make a fucking effort to make sure this went well. Fuck, even the Chinese, masters at shoddy workmanship, were wise enough to hire foreign overseers while building their shit for their Olympics back in 2008 to make sure everything worked and looked good (at least on the surface). Seeing as how Putin was planning on this being a prestigious event, it does seem to have backfired, at least for the time being.

And as others have pointed out, this also highlights the corruption within the IOC with regards to choosing hosting cities. Although, to be honest, the same seems to apply for other major sporting events like the World Cup.

And on a personal level, things are looking bad for myfavourite team. Well, if all fails I still havethat batshit crazy Indian luger!
 

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Olympics have been a joke since the late 50's when the Soviets and USA (and others) did double duty on how to hide chemical enhancements from the testers.

Now, it's just a collection of genetic freaks running around in circles for the pleasure of the IOC and all their corrupt butt buddies.

The only way to make this shit interesting again is to have a draft of the children of current and former IOC shitheads in a Hunger Games style elimination match.
Sochi 2014: Wada fears over 'undetectable' drug for sale


...Full Size MGF is said to develop muscles at twice the natural rate. It was allegedly offered to an undercover reporter by a scientist from the Russian Academy of Sciences...The reporter for German broadcaster WDR, which aired a programme on the issue this week, was told it would cost 100,000 euros (?83,000 / $135,000) to "prepare" an athlete for the Winter Olympics.

BBC Sport - Sochi 2014: Wada fears over drug for sale
 

Grimmlokk

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You guys are downers. Here's the Russian curling team instead.

Russian Olympic Curling team - Imgur

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Aaron

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Now I understand why curling is my father's favourite Olympic sport...
 

McCheese

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Some of the stuff I've seen mentioned as "ill preparedness" on various news outlets are actually just daily norms in former Soviet Countries. For example, being unable to flush toilet paper down the toilet is pretty standard. Between Russia, Ukraine, and Kazakhstan I never saw a toilet in a public place (i.e. offices, hotels, etc.) that didn't have a sign asking you not to do it. Likewise, I'd need two hands to count the number of times I almost fell into open manhole covers in the aforementioned countries while walking on random streets. Water is pretty much universally undrinkable, which is why everyone buys and drinks bottled seltzer water.

Accommodations probably aren't as swanky as most journalists and visitors from the west are used to, but for Russian standards they're actually not bad. I think people were just expecting more due to the insane amount of money "spent" and all the hype around the famous resort town of Sochi.
 

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Racing to Save the Stray Dogs of Sochi

Animal rights workers in Sochi, Russia, are rescuing stray dogs from exterminators hired by the government. They hope athletes and fans visiting the Olympics will adopt them.

link to video:http://nyti.ms/1eVSDxX

Racing to Save the Stray Dogs of Sochi

By DAVID M. HERSZENHORNFEB. 5, 2014
James Hill for The New York Times

SOCHI, Russia ? A dog shelter backed by a Russian billionaire is engaged in a frantic last-ditch effort to save hundreds of strays facing a death sentence before the Winter Olympics begin here.

Already, hundreds of animals have been killed, with the local authorities apparently wanting the stray dogs cleared from the streets before Friday?s opening ceremony.

While the authorities say the dogs can be wild and dangerous, reports of their systematic slaughter by a pest removal company hired by the government in recent months have outraged animal rights advocates and cast a gruesome specter over the traditionally cheery atmosphere of the Games.

The handling of the matter has also sharply undercut the image of a friendlier, welcoming Russia that President Vladimir V. Putin has sought to cultivate in recent months.

?We were told, ?Either you take all the dogs from the Olympic Village or we will shoot them,? ? said Olga Melnikova, who is coordinating the rescue effort on behalf of a charity called Volnoe Deloe (roughly, Good Will), which is financed by Oleg V. Deripaska, one of Russia?s billionaire oligarchs.

?On Monday we were told we have until Thursday,? Ms. Melnikova said.

A ?dog rescue? golf cart is now scouring the Olympic campus, picking up the animals and delivering them to the shelter, which is really an outdoor shantytown of doghouses on a hill on the outskirts of the city. It is being called PovoDog, a play on the Russian word povodok, which means leash.

Lying past a cemetery, at the end of a dirt road and without electricity or running water, the makeshift PovoDog shelter is already giving refuge to about 80 animals, including about a dozen puppies. One is a chocolate-colored Shar-Pei and her two mostly Shar-Pei puppies. Another is a large, reddish-brown sheep dog named Kasthan, who likes to jump up and kiss the shelter workers, who are mostly volunteers.

Local animal rights workers say many of the strays were pets, or the offspring of pets, abandoned by families whose homes with yards were demolished over the past few years to make way for the Olympic venues and who were compensated with new apartments in taller buildings, where keeping a pet is often viewed as undesirable.

They also say that Russia has never made a priority of pushing responsible animal control policies, including spaying and neutering, which would have helped avoid the current problems.

?We need a program of sterilization for dogs,? said Nadezhda Mayboroda, a Sochi resident who is working at the shelter. ?People are not really well educated that it is necessary to sterilize their dogs at home. Human beings are not responsible at all.?

In recent months, residents of Sochi have reported seeing dogs shot with poisoned darts, then tossed into waiting trucks. Aleksei Sorokin, the director general of a pest control business, Basya Services, has confirmed that his company has been hired to catch and kill strays, telling local journalists the work was necessary.

The effort to remove the dogs began in October, as did initial efforts to gather up strays and shelter them. Tatyana Leshchenko, an animal rights advocate here, said about 300 dogs a month were being killed in Sochi, at a cost of $25 to $35 each.

?It?s very cruel,? Ms. Leshchenko said, adding that the dogs were being shot with a chemical that causes them to suffocate. She said she had convinced at least one exterminator to give her advance warning of the neighborhoods to be cleared.

The International Olympic Committee responded with a carefully worded statement; Mark Adams, a spokesman, told reporters at a briefing Wednesday that no healthy dogs found on the grounds of the Olympics were being destroyed.

?It would be absolutely wrong to say that any healthy dog will be destroyed,? Mr. Adams said.

On Monday, Humane Society International, an advocacy group based in Washington, wrote to Mr. Putin and urged him to prevent the killing of dogs, noting that the Russian president is also a dog lover. Mr. Putin has been photographed numerous times with his black Labrador, Koni.

Mr. Putin?s spokesman, Dmitri S. Peskov, acknowledged in an interview with Kommersant FM radio Wednesday that Sochi was struggling with stray dogs.

?It is true that there are stray dogs in Sochi, more stray dogs than in other cities,? he said. ?The explanation is quite simple. When a big construction project is underway, dogs and puppies always appear whom the builders feed. Now the builders have left, but unfortunately, the dogs remain.?

Stray dogs have been found inside sports venues and have even wandered into some of the residences for Olympic athletes and visiting journalists. Dogs can also be found throughout the city and in the mountain areas where skiing and other outdoor events will take place. The Olympic Committee does not have responsibility for areas outside its official venues.

On Tuesday night, as thousands of fans streamed into the new Fisht Olympic Stadium for a dress rehearsal of the opening ceremony, what caught Ms. Melnikova?s eye was a Rottweiler sitting nearby.

Ms. Melnikova, who has two dogs of her own back home in Moscow, seemed heartbroken that she was unable to rescue the dog.

?On the left, near where the food court is, he was sitting next to the garbage container,? Ms. Melnikova said. But she was not prepared. ?I need equipment to take a Rottweiler,? she said. ?I didn?t have a collar. If I had a collar, I would have tried.?

Mr. Deripaska, an industrialist who largely made his fortune in aluminum, provided $15,000 to get the shelter started on land donated by the local government. He has also pledged about $50,000 a year for operations. He was also one of the major investors in the Sochi Games and paid for several huge projects, including an overhaul of the airport, a new seaport and the Olympic Village along the coast.

With the Olympics fast approaching, however, there was simply no time to build an indoor space for the shelter, especially because so much work remained to be done on hotels and other buildings for the Games.

?In Sochi, you just can?t find a construction guy because they are in such a rush to finish all the objects,? Ms. Melnikova said.

As local residents have learned of the shelter, however, the needs are only growing. On Tuesday night, shelter workers said, someone dropped off two puppies without any explanation or instruction. So far, the workers said, there have been some offers of money but few donations of what is needed most: food, veterinary medicines and other supplies, including dog shelters and collars.

All of the dogs entering the shelter receive medical treatment, including vaccinations. All of them will be eligible for adoption, even to fans attending the Olympics. Spared execution ? at least for the moment ? the animals at the PovoDog shelter barked in a loud chorus as the sun slowly dropped into the Black Sea, which could be viewed in the distance.

Many scampered around and nipped at each other, while one unlucky fellow got his head stuck in the chicken wire surrounding the shelter, only to be freed by a shelter volunteer, beseeching him to stay calm.

Tiny puppies squeaked and squawked. Workers said they were likely to find homes faster than the older dogs ? two siblings of the Shar-Pei puppies have already been adopted.

Still, most of the dogs are mutts, and Ms. Mayboroda said many people would not be interested ? a view that the shelter workers hope to change through a new publicity and outreach effort. ?Everybody here wants a shepherd or a pit bull,? she said. ?Nobody wants just a mixed dog.?
 

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Should have nuked this piece of shit country when we had the chance. Absolutely worthless place full of worthless drunks. They get the world cup in 4 years as well LOOOOL
 

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Well, Shaun White has pulled out of the Slopestyle after injuring his wrist, someone else broke their color bone and other injuries occurred just during practice runs. The course is awful and people have been complaining about it non stop.
 

Chris

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I hope that this goes wrong, won't get any entertainment value out of it otherwise since England has no mountains and therefore no snow to train altheletes on (Ice Skating is gay). Country grinds to a halt ever other year when we do get some.