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Ossoi

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'ere Guvnor, got a license for that squirrel?


A well-tamed squirrel, being necessary to the happiness and companionship of a free people, the right of citizens to keep and care for squirrels shall not be infringed

Squirrel Lives Matter

Critical Squirrel Theory

Squirrel Justice Warriors
 
Ossoi

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First they came for Peanut the Squirrel, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a squirrel.

Then they came for Fred the Raccoon, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a raccoon.

Then they came for Rocky the Pigeon, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a pigeon.

Then they came for Gary the Groundhog, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a groundhog.

Then they came for the city pigeons, the park squirrels, and the backyard opossums, and still I did not speak out—
because they were only "pests," not pets.

And then they came for me—
and there was no one left to speak for us.
 
Ossoi

Ossoi

Potato del Grande
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17,841
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First they came for Peanut the Squirrel, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a squirrel.

Then they came for Fred the Raccoon, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a raccoon.

Then they came for Rocky the Pigeon, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a pigeon.

Then they came for Gary the Groundhog, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a groundhog.

Then they came for the city pigeons, the park squirrels, and the backyard opossums, and still I did not speak out—
because they were only "pests," not pets.

And then they came for me—
and there was no one left to speak for us
 
Ossoi

Ossoi

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NSA - National Squirrel Agency
DHS - Department of Homeland Squirrels
CDC- Critter Disease Control"
TSA - Transporting Squirrels Administratin
 
Ossoi

Ossoi

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Sanrith Descartes said:
But you Brits don't have a sixth amendment. Just like you don't have a 1st or 2nd amendment. You are stuck with sharpened spoons, being arrested for tweets that offend Muzzies and me being the only defense council available in your price range.
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Got a license for that squirrel, Guvnor?
 
Ossoi

Ossoi

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Ossoi said:


First they came for Peanut the Squirrel, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a squirrel.

Then they came for Fred the Raccoon, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a raccoon.

Then they came for Rocky the Pigeon, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a pigeon.

Then they came for Gary the Groundhog, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a groundhog.

Then they came for the city pigeons, the park squirrels, and the backyard opossums, and still I did not speak out—
because they were only "pests," not pets.

And then they came for me—
and there was no one left to speak for us
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Who's this nobody stealing my jokes?

 
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