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Ossoi

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So….is this licorice? Slim Jim? Twizzler?

Some tasty edible item only known to your bdsm crew?

Probably a straw.

I had to go check my ass in the mirror today. My friend said I got spanked but from 2am-5am I was blackout drunk, sure enough there are marks on my butt
 
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Probably a straw.

I had to go check my ass in the mirror today. My friend said I got spanked but from 2am-5am I was blackout drunk, sure enough there are marks on my butt

Is it normal for you to be blackout drunk when you're doing this? Do you prefer to be?
 

Ossoi

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Is it normal for you to be blackout drunk when you're doing this? Do you prefer to be?

I'm legitimately surprised I got blackout drunk.

I had one cocktail at 8pm with dinner, two 4.5% "alco-pops" 10-11pm. When I got to the venue they had some system where you exchange money for drinks tokens. I was going to just convert my £100 in local currency to tokens then realised I didn't have big enough pockets, so only converted like £40.

I drank a few double rums and cocktails at the actual party, but I still don't know why I blacked out.

It's not normal for me to drink so much that I black out. And that has nothing to do with any "play" - honestly these "fetish" parties are more "fetish themed" parties than hardcore play parties, spanking is about as hard as it gets.

I was waiting until 2am for the "new Domme" I was seeing recently to get there. She was the one who spanked me, but I don't remember how or why I agreed to it. I only remember her arriving and ending up in another club with her, getting separated, falling asleep briefly outside the club and going back to my apartment without her because I couldn't find her inside and couldn't stay awake any longer.
 
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Sounds like you were roofied.
 
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Izo

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Ossoi Ossoi would you say Vanessa Vanessa could make a living in your environment? I mean this unpassable tranny in need of surgery but with acceptable bolt-ons? I’m not sure if v’s dick is that much bigger than yours, speculating that has impact on earnings. Also v doesn’t workout like you do, but that might be a good thing, supposedly? How many crosses should she defile to up the curve? What’s your virdict?
 

Ossoi

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Ossoi Ossoi would you say Vanessa Vanessa could make a living in your environment? I mean this unpassable tranny in need of surgery but with acceptable bolt-ons? I’m not sure if v’s dick is that much bigger than yours, speculating that has impact on earnings. Also v doesn’t workout like you do, but that might be a good thing, supposedly? How many crosses should she defile to up the curve? What’s your virdict?

I was at a party a few weeks ago and I saw this trans woman I knew.

"Natalia!" I said
"No. Nadine"

Turns out she had gotten the same haircut and colour as the other trans woman that frequents the parties
 
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I was at a party a few weeks ago and I saw this trans woman I knew.

"Natalia!" I said
"No. Nadine"

Turns out she had gotten the same haircut and colour as the other trans woman that frequents the parties
Sniff coke off her dick too?
 
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Hosix

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So at first I though this blue line was a USB port. I was like oh cool…while everyone is beating each other they can charge phones! But it’s looking like light from another room.
 
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So at first I though this blue line was a USB port. I was like oh cool…while everyone is beating each other they can charge phones! But it’s looking like light from another room.

I like what you're doing. I hope eventually you plan to ask for the story behind that poorly patched drywall.
 
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Ossoi Ossoi would you say Vanessa Vanessa could make a living in your environment? I mean this unpassable tranny in need of surgery but with acceptable bolt-ons? I’m not sure if v’s dick is that much bigger than yours, speculating that has impact on earnings. Also v doesn’t workout like you do, but that might be a good thing, supposedly? How many crosses should she defile to up the curve? What’s your virdict?
I know you're just trolling us both, but look... fact is... I definitely have lived a charmed life and I look back on a lot of things with fond memories but am absolutely happy keeping them just that: memories. I've committed adultery multiple times; engaged in degeneracy; even committed homosexual acts. I've repented and turned over my life to Christ (as you know).

But I never have nor ever will engage in the utter degeneracy Ossoi is engaging in based on what little I've seen of his posts.

Here's the hard, cold reality: He has two real options in the future: Repent to God for his degeneracy or continue this life into the pits of Hell.
 
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Ossoi

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I know you're just trolling us both, but look... fact is... I definitely have lived a charmed life and I look back on a lot of things with fond memories but am absolutely happy keeping them just that: memories. I've committed adultery multiple times; engaged in degeneracy; even committed homosexual acts. I've repented and turned over my life to Christ (as you know).

But I never have nor ever will engage in the utter degeneracy Ossoi is engaging in based on what little I've seen of his posts.

Here's the hard, cold reality: He has two real options in the future: Repent to God for his degeneracy or continue this life into the pits of Hell.

I'm the opposite.

I was raised in an evangelical household (my mother had an office full of Kenneth Copeland books and videos). My mother was also almost definitely mentally ill, most likely with paranoid personality disorder and was probably a narcissist.

I had zero freedom until she died when I was 25.

There really is very little degeneracy, unless you consider fornication as degeneracy, especially now that I no longer produce femdom porn.

So I got spanked for a few minutes at a fetish party, big deal
 

Hosix

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I like what you're doing. I hope eventually you plan to ask for the story behind that poorly patched drywall.

I saw that and just figured standard shitty fix. Anyone can watch a YouTube video and repair it better than that.
 

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I'm the opposite.

I was raised in an evangelical household (my mother had an office full of Kenneth Copeland books and videos). My mother was also almost definitely mentally ill, most likely with paranoid personality disorder and was probably a narcissist.

I had zero freedom until she died when I was 25.

There really is very little degeneracy, unless you consider fornication as degeneracy, especially now that I no longer produce femdom porn.

So I got spanked for a few minutes at a fetish party, big deal
Wait, wat, you stopped producing femdom porn?
 

Hosix

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I'm the opposite.

I was raised in an evangelical household (my mother had an office full of Kenneth Copeland books and videos). My mother was also almost definitely mentally ill, most likely with paranoid personality disorder and was probably a narcissist.

I had zero freedom until she died when I was 25.

There really is very little degeneracy, unless you consider fornication as degeneracy, especially now that I no longer produce femdom porn.

So I got spanked for a few minutes at a fetish party, big deal

Uuuuuhhh….femdom porn and snorting cocaine off a cock. Piecing it together here.
 

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Have already said I quit both.

You got blackout drunk and don't remember getting hit so hard on your ass that you have marks days later while you were at a fuck fest that likely included your cock and your ass.

You're doing great.
 
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