Overused phrases that you use
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Soygen
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Yeah, I'm the exact same way. If you went through my posting history here, I'm sure it would come up a ton.
That being said, I refuse to stop!
Julian The Apostate
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" but what the fuck do I know" Usually at the end of a opinion on something i don't know much about.
Example - Wife - " What color shold i paint the kitchen/"
Me - "I like that ivory color but what the fuck do i know?"
Example - Wife - " What color shold i paint the kitchen/"
Me - "I like that ivory color but what the fuck do i know?"
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When my friends are trolling each other "Die in a grease fire" is an old stand-by.
Great Ogre Dictator
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"It's colder than a witch's titty."
"If it was up your ass, you'd know where it was at."
"Fine as frog hair."
"Hangin' in there like a hair in a biscuit."
"He's got kind hair -- the kind around a dog's ass."
"Hog's breath saloon; you kill it, we'll grill it." -- I love answering the phone with this one.
"If it was up your ass, you'd know where it was at."
"Fine as frog hair."
"Hangin' in there like a hair in a biscuit."
"He's got kind hair -- the kind around a dog's ass."
"Hog's breath saloon; you kill it, we'll grill it." -- I love answering the phone with this one.
Evernothing
Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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When asked a question where the answer is obviously yes: "Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?"
"Dave's Abortion and Pizza, You're loss is our sauce!"
"Dave's Abortion and Pizza, You're loss is our sauce!"
Evernothing
Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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Nice. I'ma use that. When we're trolling each other, we generally say something like, "I'm going to poop in your shoes."
"what happened!??" - All the time, instead of 'sup basically
yeeeah.
shiiiiiiiiiet
"standard measurements!"
"there's no such thing as standard measurements..."
"soooo, I do what now?"
"come again, said the vicar to the priest?"
skjedde!??? (norwegian :O)
yeeeah.
shiiiiiiiiiet
"standard measurements!"
"there's no such thing as standard measurements..."
"soooo, I do what now?"
"come again, said the vicar to the priest?"
skjedde!??? (norwegian :O)
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Void
BAU BAU
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Dishes are done, man.--When I'm tired of working.
Maybe it's a tumor.--Any time someone is acting sick.
If it's up in you, you'd know.--Any time someone asks where something obvious is.
If it's on the internet, it must be true.--To my conspiracy theory coworkers.
Sarah Connor?--When someone says the name Sarah.
Alllllll righty then (Ace Ventura voice)--When someone tells me something I clearly don't believe but don't want to just tell them they are wrong.
I'm sure there are a ton of others, but I can't think of them now.
Maybe it's a tumor.--Any time someone is acting sick.
If it's up in you, you'd know.--Any time someone asks where something obvious is.
If it's on the internet, it must be true.--To my conspiracy theory coworkers.
Sarah Connor?--When someone says the name Sarah.
Alllllll righty then (Ace Ventura voice)--When someone tells me something I clearly don't believe but don't want to just tell them they are wrong.
I'm sure there are a ton of others, but I can't think of them now.