yerm
Golden Baronet of the Realm
Its like taking a hobo to a wine tasting...
And after waiting an hour you are served raisins, and then they replace the casks for the 6th time and start the fermentation process over, and one of the servers starts talking about how they're gonna have various fruit medleys and even mead, but by midnight still no wine has been served. Then you tell us how people who drink beer are fucking losers except you used to drink more than anyone until you got cut off one night and were mad you couldn't binge drink even more. Then the homeless guy goes and pisses on the neighboring establishment and gets taken off in a rickshaw.
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