Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

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TBT-TheBigToe

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Rali said:
No Fucking Toes?
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Correct, no fucking Toes. Leave our Toes, specifically me, unfucked.

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Mr. Sox

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Now I paid a fiverr designer to help me with the podcast design. I am going to give pantheon a good shout out and a positive review.
 
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DickTrickle

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I decided to mangle my toe in solidarity, Mr. Sox Mr. Sox .

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As you can see I'm now a trustworthy and loyal servant, I would like to be loot officer in your guild along with full bank access. Walton Goggins will be my assistant.
 
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DickTrickle

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Daidraco said:
Damn bro. You got hobbit feet? Dont act like we cant see the stubble you're shaving off.
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I'm actually not very hairy at all (on my legs, anyway) and have been accused of shaving my legs before, particularly by that fucking bitch Leslie Allen in ninth grade.

Who, coincidentally, was in sox's original EQ guild.
 
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Mr. Sox

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Vancomycin causes rental failure and dApto caused edema in my chest. I was placed in medical coma for 10 days.
Vancomycin shut down my kidney functions.
 
yerm

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As we all know because it allows for things like abortions, human life is not considered living without active brain activity. Until there is brain activity you/it are dead. So, imagine 3 instances of total brain failure... pretty easy.
 
Daidraco

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Drinsic said:
so you died not thrice, not twice, not once, but zero times
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Just think back to when you was a kid. The retarded kid at school escaped his handler, the female version of Steven Tyler, and the kid started talking to you and your friends.
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The female PE Teacher that looks like Axl Rose is within earshot, so you're just trying not to be a complete dick, just a prick.
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Grizzlebeard

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Mr. Sox said:
Pantheon has been on life support for years.
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I'm fairly certain you have to be born before they can put you on life support.

Pantheon isn't even a foetus, we're at drunken twinkle in the eye with a fat, ugly chick stage.
 
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