A Fin-tastic Ocean-themed Comedy Show with the Sailors and Sea Monsters crew.
[The sound of ocean waves crashing in the background.
Suddenly, a cheerful and energetic voice interrupts the calming sounds of nature.
Hello, hello, hello my fellow ocean lovers!
Welcome to the funniest show on the seven seas!
Today, we'll be sharing some fin-tastic ocean-themed jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you might just turn into a jellyfish!
So, let's dive right in, shall we?
(Laughter track)
Host: "Knock, knock!"
Audience: "Who's there?"
Host: "Kelp!"
Audience: "Kelp who?"
Host: "Kelp me! I'm drowning!"
(Laughter track)
Host: "Knock, knock!"
Audience: "Who's there?"
Host: "Water!"
Audience: "Water who?"
Host: "Water you waiting for? Open the door!"
(Laughter track)
Host: "Knock, knock!"
Audience: "Who's there?"
Host: "Fish!"
Audience: "Fish who?"
Host: "Bless you!"
(Laughter track)
Host: "Now, let's move on to some questions and answers!"
Audience: "Yay!"
Host: "Why did the lobsters blush? Because the sea weed!
(laughs uncontrollably)
And how do you make an octopus laugh? With TEN-tickles!
(laughs even harder)"
(Laughter track)
Host: "And now, for the grand finale!"
Audience: "Ooo, ahh!"
Host: "What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?"
(Audience looks puzzled) Host: "A nervous wreck!"
(Laughter track)
Host: "Thank you, thank you! You've been a wonderful audience. Tune in next time for more ocean-themed jokes that are shore to make you chuckle! Until then, keep swimming!"
(Exit music plays)
(Laughter track)