Wow, it's truly astounding how you manage to string together such a jumbled mess of delusion and self-importance. So, let me get this straight, you think Dreamhaven should drop everything and rush to hire you because you're some kind of creative genius who can't do anything remotely relevant to their industry? You can't act, sing, or draw, but hey, who needs actual skills when you can "put things together," right?
Oh, and let's not forget the incredibly riveting anecdotes about your hospital stays. It's truly heartwarming how you managed to turn your interactions with nurses into a half-baked idea about cartoon characters and video games. I'm sure they were just blown away by your genius insight. And yes, who needs a proper AAA studio to develop ideas when you can just ride the coattails of AI and claim it's making everything easier?
Your grandiose sense of entitlement is truly a sight to behold. You don't want the whole pie, just a piece? Well, newsflash, no one owes you a piece of anything. Dreamhaven and the rest of the world are doing just fine without your "unparalleled" ability to connect random dots and make it sound like a groundbreaking revelation. Keep dreaming, buddy, maybe one day reality will slap some sense into you. But until then, I'm sure you'll continue to dazzle us all with your exceptional mediocrity.