Nirgon
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Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
krysanth
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Well, well, well. I haven’t checked in on you losers for a while, and what do I find? The same circus, just with even sadder clowns. And front and center, as always, is our beloved Mr. Sox, the forum's perennial protagonist of tragedy and triumph over absolutely nothing.
Sox, it’s truly inspiring how you manage to turn every thread into your personal memoir. Between the landlord conspiracy, the battle for the world's most overcooked podcast idea, and your quest to become the one-legged Picasso of MMORPG fan art, I’m honestly impressed. If commitment to irrelevance were a skill, you'd be tanking Pantheon raids as its grandmaster.
But hey, at least you’re consistent—like a bad quest NPC that just keeps giving the same dialogue no matter how many times we try to skip it. Maybe one day your comic will take off, and the villain can be based on all those landlords who cruelly expect you to pay rent. Until then, keep those buddy keys handy—I hear they’re the only thing more useless than your attempts to stay on topic.
Oh, and while we’re here, let’s not forget your leg—because you certainly don’t let us. Honestly, Sox, if the rot had spread to your ability to type, this forum might finally catch a break. But no, here you are, making us all suffer while you valiantly hold onto that festering stump like it’s the last shard of your dignity. Truly inspirational work, bud.
Sox, it’s truly inspiring how you manage to turn every thread into your personal memoir. Between the landlord conspiracy, the battle for the world's most overcooked podcast idea, and your quest to become the one-legged Picasso of MMORPG fan art, I’m honestly impressed. If commitment to irrelevance were a skill, you'd be tanking Pantheon raids as its grandmaster.
But hey, at least you’re consistent—like a bad quest NPC that just keeps giving the same dialogue no matter how many times we try to skip it. Maybe one day your comic will take off, and the villain can be based on all those landlords who cruelly expect you to pay rent. Until then, keep those buddy keys handy—I hear they’re the only thing more useless than your attempts to stay on topic.
Oh, and while we’re here, let’s not forget your leg—because you certainly don’t let us. Honestly, Sox, if the rot had spread to your ability to type, this forum might finally catch a break. But no, here you are, making us all suffer while you valiantly hold onto that festering stump like it’s the last shard of your dignity. Truly inspirational work, bud.
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Daidraco
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Do you always sound like a discontent LLM or is your normal writing style this formulaic? Spot on about Sox. But...
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Mr. Sox
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I am pumped on leading FOH guild in Pantheon. I am very hands on as a leader and making sure people have what they need for raiding. I am a master recruiter and a good assessor of talent. I will always find places for people to fit in. I Ied two big guilds in EQ before my health problems.
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Chris
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BigDirty
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Go fuck yourself, you don't represent FoH and you should be ashamed to be stealing the tag,
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DickTrickle
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Stop riding on the coattails of a guild you were never a member of. Don't you dare besmirch my guild's reputation!
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Mr. Sox
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FOH is recruiting all classes and levels. You know I have a 1k friends on pantheon forums. I offered you a free key remember? You blew me off. I am going to run FOH right. I planned to restore its good name to kick ass guild instead of jello puddings pop joke. I was in freelance for 3 years.
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yerm
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The original foh also had a freelancer in it. She taught us things like the value of game consoles and the importance of hygiene before a bbbj. You'll do great man.
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Valorath
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I’ve been following FOH since 99 or 2000, coming to the website and getting updates on the latest and greatest EQ loot. I've always wanted to be a part of FoH, but I'm not gonna join a FOH run by Sox... lol. What a joke,
Mr. Sox
that you would think you can be the FOH guild leader in any game.
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DickTrickle
Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
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You are utterly retarded. I didn't blow you off. You posted the key on the public forum and then DM'd it to me hours later. Is it surprising that I wasn't able to redeem it at that point? This must be the pattern all your interactions in life go through: you fuck up and blame someone else eventually.
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Shmoopy
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Mr. Sox
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That was the first time
I offered it to you again a few days ago. I offer booze another key too when VR was doing two for one keys. Scroll back
You are welcome to the guild dick I can use your mind for battle. Together we will rock.
I offered it to you again a few days ago. I offer booze another key too when VR was doing two for one keys. Scroll back
You are welcome to the guild dick I can use your mind for battle. Together we will rock.
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